Lisa Brankin

@DaveWallsworth @British_Airways Oh no!

It's been about 6 months since I started a job in government. The learning curve can be steep at first — especially if you're unfamiliar with the parlance of bureaucrats. For the uninitiated, here's a 🧵 with some commonly used phrases and what they mean in plain English:

@Jessiemackay 👍🏻

Does anyone call that gunk you can sometimes get in your eyes “sleep”? My daughter just heard me refer to it as such and mocked me uncontrollably…anyone!??

@elissaben70 Hi from me, hang in there, I’m sending you my best wishes and a virtual hug.

My favourite story about the Queen… just lovely

What’s the best insult that doesn’t involve swearing?

𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗠 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦! 🏆 #FutureIsGreen | #U20SixNations

Good luck to @TeamGB in the curling today and tomorrow @evemuirhead

My daughters portrait of me for her leaving cert last year. She won't share it so I will ! What a talent . Twitter give this one a RT if you see what I see

This is beautiful ❤️ 🥲

@ArleneFosterUK @Fortnums I hope that bag contains some F&M Irish Breakfast!

Is it even Christmas if you don’t bag some Fortnum & Mason when in London Town 🎄#beginningtolookalotlikeChristmas ⭐️@Fortnums

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Storm Barra preparations truly underway in Ireland #StormBarra

On retreat off-roading in Wales with celeb guests — only Rangers get them out of here !

@Cravenma @MHallward Who needs egg cups?

@MHallward I can’t believe you don’t have egg cups

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This is Digby. Today he did something amazing and helped save a young woman who was thinking of taking her own life on a bridge over the M5 near Exeter (thread👇)

@daveroyaldj Yes. My dad was a coal man.❤️

@MHallward Oh dear...