@iJordanMoore It's because of Chris Sale being on the Braves now, except, Red Sox miss him this time around (we can't afford to face him and put up 0-1 run). Phew.
AZ vs COL is the battle of the 4 Corners Momument! 😉
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Michael Grimley
@LordGrimlock
Hello world! 👋 For I, am I! If you know me, then you know me! If you don't, then you don't... That's a you problem, not a me problem.. frfr.... frfr.... 👋
Earth Katılım Ağustos 2011
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MLB “rivalry weekend” cracks me up.
Makes total sense:
Yankees-Mets: Subway series
Cubs-Sox: Crosstown classic
O’s-Nats: Battle of the Beltway
Rangers-Astros: Lone Star series
Marlins-Rays: Citrus series
Dodgers-Angels: Freeway series
Pirates-Phillies: Battle of PA
Tigers-Blue Jays: 401 Derby
Reds-Guards: Ohio Cup
Cards-Royals: Battle of I-70
Padres-M’s: Vedder cup
Giants-A’s: Battle of the Bay (rip)
Brewers-Twins: Border battle
wtf… this is a rivalry?
Red Sox-Braves…
Rockies-DBacks…
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@Jared_Carrabis Dafuq is with Duran this season? I'd say he's costing me starting him butttttttt I have a pretty good team to make up for his .180 avg. Seriously though, he's at 93% rostered, wtf do I do with this guy!?
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This might be the worst Red Sox team I've ever watched.
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No Trick Room, no Quick Claw, no Tailwind..... My Alakazam has maximum speed and the stupid turn order bug just cost me a rank in #Pokemon #Champions. I'm beyond infuriated. Fix your shit @Pokemon!
Beverly, MA 🇺🇸 English
@elonmusk Has anything been tested on the ground? Has anyone tried to spread any form of organic life? You don't need a jurisdiction. You just need to try. Maybe build protected zones first. Greenhouses with room for expansion. Take a plot of land, protect it, fertilize the soil and grow..
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Mars is a planet purely of robots (for now)
SpaceX@SpaceX
Falcon Heavy will launch the Rosalind Franklin rover to Mars in late 2028
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@NoContextHumans Yet who gets hired is based on first impressions. It mostly comes down to, "Can the rest of everyone else get along with you and can you execute?" A lot of people are dumb and can't do much better. I prefer a lot of people dumber than the most qualified because stupid is smart...
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@stonersvilla That thing is gonna fuck you up. I know it doesn't taste the best but damn those cone droppings do go hard. I called it the, "fuck-it-all," personally.
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There’s only ONE correct name for this. If you say anything else, you’re wrong
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@FilmsFallout 1 more legendary perk slot at 500 so we can spell S.P.E.C.I.A.L. again. It would allow for a slight game power creep for future content and allow for more unique character builds.
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What’s missing the most from Fallout 76?
If you could add one thing what would it be?
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BREAKING🚨: SUN EXPANDS ITS OPENING — 500,000+ MILES ACROSS — FACING EARTH 🌎
It just grew again.
An Earth-facing coronal hole now stretches beyond half a million miles — cutting across the Sun from south to north.
This isn’t a flare.
It’s a gap.
An open magnetic corridor streaming high-speed solar wind toward Earth.
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@RepThomasMassie @EvanAKilgore Good! And now we hang them in a public square. We must make examples out of this scum. I'm personally team woodchipper but some folks might think that's a bit extreme. So, I'm okay with public hangings.
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@EvanAKilgore Guess what. They unredacted those six names tonight.
Thomas Massie@RepThomasMassie
🧵 In response to my posts on X today, DOJ 1) unredacted an FBI file that LABELS two individuals as co-conspirators 2) unredacted a file that lists several men who might be implicated 3) tacitly admitted that Sultan Ahmed Bin Sulayem was the sender of the torture video
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BREAKING:
Thomas Massie says he’s seen and will later reveal six names that have appeared redacted in Epstein Files.
All pedophiles must be exposed.
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@Fallout Great but did you fix the Gold Bullion items not showing up in the C.A.M.P. build menus!? Irritating to not be able to finish my new build out!!!
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🚨BREAKING:
🇩🇪 AfD Alice Weidel DECLARES Germany is finished with migrants:
"Within 100 days, I will close borders, eliminate subsidies for migrants, and carry Germany's largest deportations."
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@SnoopVonPoop @barstoolsports You have no friends and don't know how to have a good time. I'm a Florida man but this guy had the entire cabin laughing, having a good time. You gotta embrace that shit. Don't be such a fun fucker, a Debbie Downer. Haters gonna hate, I guess. 🙄
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The last guy a Miami fan wants to see on their flight
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@barstoolsports You gotta respect it though. He had the cabin laughing. Love him, hate him, he had the cabin. All I gotta say is, as a Floridian by birth, HOOSIER DADDY, BIATCH!? LFG MIAMI, SHOW THEM THE DESTRUCTION OF A HURRICANE!!! I'd buy him a drink too if Miami wins. Either way, we're good!
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@BowesChay In mother Russia, comrade would beat the gay out of people with "hook of stick." Da.
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Russian Hockey Star Ovechkin refused to take part in an LGBTQ "display"
At the NHL match against Florida, Washington players wrapped the hooks of their sticks with rainbow-colored tape.
Ovechkin, however, took to the ice with a regular stick.
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You love to see it. One punch man! 💪
Rocky🇺🇸🪖🤠😎✝️@RockyAtotheK
You better believe you swipe at me with a weapon I am going to shove it up your buttocks. 🔫🤠👊👊👊👊
Salem, MA 🇺🇸 English
A Muslim asked his Uber driver to turn off his radio and said, that he must not hear music as decreed by his religion for the time of the prophet Muhammad there was no music radio.
The driver turns off the radio, stops the car, leans over and opens the back door...The Muslim asks, "What are you doing?"
The driver replied, In the time of prophet there were no Uber, so get the FUCK out of my car and wait for a Camel!
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"Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off"
My wife heard this from the other room and said "It sounds like a chicken".
A classic example of a white liberal boomer female not minding her own business. The comments from the guys are priceless.
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"They identify as dead." 💀 🤣
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Martyupnorth®- Unacceptable Fact Checker@Martyupnorth
"Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off" My wife heard this from the other room and said "It sounds like a chicken". A classic example of a white liberal boomer female not minding her own business. The comments from the guys are priceless.
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