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@treteastonellis Yes!! Earnestly love that version tho crunchy vocals at times and all

@treteastonellis The Live From Dalston Heights YouTube video… she had a smoky eye, sock bun looking Scheana Shay, and a dream

You can’t compete where you don’t compare next

If the Miami Real Housewives were at the Last Supper

@Poorchoice69 Danny has literally always freaked me out I just knew it would take time for it to really rear its head!

@LostAttSea He can’t help but date the “quirky” girls. Laughed out loud when Schwartz went in for a hug &she didn’t even notice. Also Zack’s confessional about Kiana in sunglasses? Peak comedy. Completely weirded out by Danny’s comments to Nia about putting on a show. There’s more to that ☝🏼

Heaven forbid a hot girl catch a little vibe at lunch… Divaphobia alive and well

Unfortunately I don’t think he is the most sinister Bravo man of all time but Danny on The Valley in particular has a dark spirit that I don’t think should be filmed or shown to people à la The Ring lmao

They used Aquamarine for RHORI promo and now this truly the Addisonprint

Who wants to come over just do this

Spirit Airlines:

.@nicolekidman sister are you seeing this shit

The Valley theme song belongs on an HGTV show where they’re about to demo a house or a truck commercial idk

They come with pitchforks when I say @ rocketmail.com heaven forbid someone have an esoteric domain acquired by yahoo that you can no longer get 🙄

Don’t make me tap the sign

Alicia Carmody being a triple threat housewife: uncanny accent, gorgeous, and weird (the dolls, cracker obsession, ran over a woman, etc.)

I've been the ice, I've been the flame I've been the prize, the ball and chain I've been the dice, the magic eight So I'm not affected

Lisa Hochstein doing Looney Tunes level crimes and not a single Bravo camera in Miami… Andy Cohen you are never seeing the pearly gates