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Johnny English
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#anarchotyranny: a system of government that punishes good citizens while systematically allowing criminals to go unchallenged. Used to control communist states
Yorkshire Katılım Mayıs 2009
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Is this because Muslim jury members may not convict a Muslim, or am I not allowed to say that ?
Norman Brennan@NormanBrennan
BREAKING NEWS! The @CPS MUST Insist on a RETRIAL for these👇 Two characters! It MUST>NOT BE at Liverpool Crown Ct >Again! Move it to Old Bailey or North/Midlands away from Community where they live & where there R>Religious Sympathies etc Let’s have a Proper Unbiased>Trial👇🤷♂️
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@DesertBunkin @ThehZod @bigmonkeong It's correct, blond blue eyed Aryans introduced the Chalcolithic (Copper Age) to the Levant 6,500 years ago from Iran. They were the ruling nobility, which is why so many Mesopotamian statues have blue eyes. Calling me fake or retarded means nothing, I have yet to be refuted. 😉

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@LoudBonnet I assume he's dilating but he's got no sensation in his mangina.
Hence he's "not feeling it".
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I had to google this to be convinced that it was real, not a piss-take. But yes. It is an actual cartoon in the actual Guardian.
Gareth Roberts@OldRoberts953
Possibly the funniest cartoon The Guardian has ever published.
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@HJB_News__ Is he saying "Deport me! Deport me now"
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I hope he is.
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@DefiantLs Yes I do have a problem with Muslims. Enjoy your parking ticket.
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@SpillTheMemes But if you eat too many, they are bad for your teeth.
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@HumansNoContext He forgot to take the napkins out of the bag
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@marycatedelvey He was so euphoric that he squirted gender fluid all over his face.
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How many Muslims were on the jury?
Billy Moore@billymooreAPBD
Case discharged the jury has failed to reach a verdict!!
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@damienslash Is there a religion that lets me carry an AK47 in the UK? Asking for a friend obviously.
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May 22d is a very sad day in our history
On this day 13 years ago Lee Rigby was butchered & murdered on the streets of Greenwich
The assault was executed by two radicalized Nigerian Islamist extremists, Michael Adebolajo and Michael Adebowale.
The attackers first rammed Rigby from behind with a car. They then dragged his body into the street and used knives and a meat cleaver to hack him to death, in an attempt to decapitate him.
Never forget the pain & misery Muslims have inflicted on our people!


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@DaveSagit Same in Bradford. Loads of shisha bars where you can smoke indoors. 2-tier Britain again.
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