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I was confident I could of played a major part this summer for my country after the season I’ve had. I’ve been left shocked and gutted by the decision. I’ve loved nothing more than putting that shirt on and representing my country over the years. I wish the players, all the best this summer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Lebron is 30, this fuckery won't go on for much longer, thank god

Ugarte has started 30 League games for Man Utd. Out of those 30 starts, we have won 7. 23% win rate.

Wayne Rooney has blamed his vasectomy on Mr Tumble (character from the CBeebies) 🗣️ "I hate Mr Tumble. I had to sit through it 4 times with every kid. It's got to the point now where I just can't. He's the reason I've got the snip. I couldn't have another kid to go through it again!" (BBC) 😂😂😂