Mike

@HELLSBELLS828 @lanechanged I was a busboy at a deli. I think I made like $4.50 an hour plus tips

Ok folks, where was your first job and do you recall how much it paid? Mine was Long John Silvers and I made $5.25 an hour!!

@MarinerMenace And, perhaps most importantly, Dan Wilson may be the worst manager I’ve ever seen.

Rob Refsnyder isn’t a good hitter this year. That said, neither is Connor Joe. On the bright side, Patrick Wisdom also sucks. But fortunately, so does Mitch Garver.

@anonymo69109524 @Mariners Definitely not going to DFA him. He’s a locker room guy. You make him a DH/utility/pinch hitter and keep him in it locker room to mentor the kids

@MHWthee3rd @Mariners Definitely defensively that’s not even a question. I don’t see them kicking JP off the team though. Maybe he becomes 2B/DH/utility?

COLT EMERSON'S FIRST HIT IS A THREE-RUN HOMER!

@anonymo69109524 @Mariners Given JP’s…let’s be nice and call it questionable defense and inability to consistently hit the ball, I say the best infield for both O and D is Naylor, Young, Emerson, and Donovan. That plus an outfiield of Randy, Julio, & Canzone/Raley is a legit threat

@MHWthee3rd @Mariners Look at OPS

@MLB Meant to be that he went 0fer yesterday since his parents couldn’t make it until today

Colt Emerson's family reacts to his first big league homer 🥹

@anonymo69109524 @Mariners I’d agree to disagree. Young is hitting almost 40 points higher.

@MHWthee3rd @Mariners We can’t do that. JP is a better hitter than Young is

LOL. White Sox catcher just challenged a pitch that was legitimately 3 inches outside

@BarstoolClemson Whew! I thought I was going to get in trouble every time I told someone at work about the great game he had the night before!

@MHWthee3rd Fooks 🤣

It’s a great day.

@OleTimeHardball The Kid. Jr. The sweetest left handed swing in history.

You have your choice of any player, in his prime, to fill this DH spot. Who gets the call?

@MsPlayerDev @Mariners @BaseballAmerica If we’re being honest, Kade is too low.

Farm full of studs. We have five players on the latest @BaseballAmerica Top 💯 Prospects Rankings. #TridentsUp

@ColeYoungFan Which is amazing considering how bad this team is at the plate. Thank God for the pitching staff (not you, Castillo)

We have the 3rd highest run differential in the AL lol

@Mariners And lose again because this is (for yet ANOTHER year) the worst offensive team I’ve ever seen. How is this team so absolutely dog shit at the plate every fucking year?

Are you kidding me, Cole Young??

@NotAvgLiberal @LadyVan10 Morals. Self-respect. A college diploma. Married couples that aren’t first cousins.

Morals.

@pastormarkburns LOL. You can try to spin it but that’s a golden calf and you’re a scumbag hypocrite

Today at Trump National Doral Miami, we witnessed an unforgettable moment with the dedication of the 22-foot statue honoring President Donald J. Trump. Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf. We worship the Lord Jesus Christ and Him alone. This statue is a celebration of life. It is a symbol of resilience, freedom, patriotism, strength, and the will power to keep fighting for the future of America. It also stands as a reminder of the hand of God and His protection over President Trump’s life. Time and time again, when his life was threatened, God’s mercy prevailed. Today was not just a ribbon cutting. It was the public display of a powerful movement that has spread across America and around the world. I was deeply honored to serve as President Trump’s main point of contact throughout this process, and I do not take that assignment lightly. I want to personally thank Ash, Dustin Stockton, Brock Pierce, Hershey Friedman, Yaakov Filitchkin, Sam, Jack, and the 6,000+ Patriots who donated, believed, sacrificed, and made this historic moment possible. Thank you to the entire Trump Doral team for your incredible hospitality and excellence. And thank you, President Donald J. Trump, for calling me today and speaking to the crowd. We are forever grateful. God bless President Trump. God bless every Patriot. And God bless the United States of America. 🇺🇸 #PresidentTrump #SpiritualDiplomats #TrumpDoral #TrumpStatueDedication #AmericaFirst #PatriotMovement #FaithFreedomPatriotism

@RebelTransbian @allisx86 LMAO. Brilliant

@allisx86 He is harboring weapons of math instruction.

🚨BREAKING🚨 Zohran Mamdani is to require all students to learn Al-Gebra. ‼️ What are your thoughts on this?

@PeetePigskin He’s an Ole Miss fan so calling him a retard is redundant

Calling Dabo a loser is peak retard. I can’t imagine being that dumb.

@dantypo And who is going to work those jobs during the day and late at night when Hs kids aren’t legally allowed to work?

Am I the only one who still views minimum wage as gas money for your car and movie tickets for you and your date while you gain work experience in high school or at the bookstore in college? When did it become a career wage?

@Polymarket Idiocracy is becoming a documentary

BREAKING: Tucker Carlson hits all-time high in the 2028 Presidential Election odds, as he teases a potential run. 7% chance.