M Mohsin Siddiqui

People who post on LinkedIn and love their corporate career terrify me.

India wants to mend its ties with Pakistan, and the UAE also wants to strengthen its relationship with Pakistan again. It says a lot about Pakistan’s stature and importance in global diplomacy.

We’re all Dan Bilzerian now.

typing in lowercase bc i hate capitalism

I swear the air gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

Visited the badshahi mosque today in Lahore. incredible to see in person

you can lowkey go anywhere in the world and feel at home when you go to a mosque

Unfortunately, as you get older you become less interested in new music and keep going back to the old favorite songs you once loved.

Remember when Ms Rachel was called antisemitic for this?

Why do Indians always celebrate defeats, especially defeats against Pakistan? 😂

BREAKING: Israel just confirmed its 9 th case of hantavirus. They’re seriously starting a pandemic to cover up their loss in war 😂😂😂

Me: This movie is garbage. Boss: Again, this is a Zoom meeting.

This type of food is cooked in Pakistani families when everyone says, "Kuch bhi paka lou, bhook nahin hai aj khaas"

Palestine 🇵🇸

Iran, UAE, Israel and US at war. Pakistanis discussing whether Karachi food is better than Lahore’s. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Karachi and Lahoris will, for the umpteenth time, do some stupid flex about their dumbass foods online and then order KFC for dinner tonight 🤡

Al Jazeera reports a massive Pentagon disaster. Washington launched an unprovoked NEW attack on an Iranian oil tanker. Iran immediately retaliated with heavy missile fire. The US military was forced to flee in total defeat. The Trump administration is hiding a huge failure!

i’m scared of hannamontana virus

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

- No account location - Bio says “reads the future” - Predicts Hantavirus 4 years early We live in a simulation