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@SpursArmyTweets @gastonedul Major breaking. People lose their shit over nothing. Non story. Ffs

🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: #thfc “Captain” Cristian Romero is in LONDON now. 🇦🇷✅👀 He will remain in London to continue his rehabilitation until June 1st, before joining up with the Argentina squad for the FIFA World Cup. @gastonedul

@JonnyJohns7 I’ve wanted this season to be over by about MD15 mate. It’s so taxing 😂 You have quite the issue there tho haha COYS

Sunday can’t come quick enough, the feeling of anxiety is doing my fucking swede in.. I’m getting married in September to a West Ham supporter, the Goons win the league and if we get relegated, can you imagine how much piss taking I’ll endure from 200+ ppl at our BIG day.. The failure of the club is mostly down to you cunts @SpursOfficial & some of the lazy fucking players!! You’re only interested in entertainment and property portfolio. Everyone wants you to sell up and fuck off.. #THFC #COYS 🔥🔥

@JR48416734 @thespursweb How are you coming to that conclusion?

@MPJ_SPURS @thespursweb Tel is literally the only reason we are staying up atm and you’re saying get rid 🥴

Chelsea were there for the taking. The story of our season, so many sub-standard performances across the pitch.

@JR48416734 @thespursweb Really?

@MPJ_SPURS @thespursweb

@SpursArmyTweets Don’t forget about his save in the first half from Rodon. Unreal save

If #thfc stay up we’ll most likely have Antonin Kinsky to thank for saving us - TWO huge saves in the dying stages of games, winning us three points. 🧤 What a brilliant turnaround for him, and what a vital two moments for the history of our Club!

@JosephDarb83861 @Hotspur83 @SpursArmyTweets Isn’t his brother banned from football on doping charges 😂

@Hotspur83 @SpursArmyTweets agree. I think he would rather have another loan at hamburg to play with his brother than go to barca at his young age

(🥇) 🚨 BREAKING: #thfc are DESPERATE to KEEP Luka Vuskovic next season. The Croatian is in line for a MASSIVE salary increase! 🇭🇷💰 However, the market is still being explored. Top clubs are interested in him, with agent Pini Zahavi holding talks with Barcelona. A second loan to Hamburger SV is currently unlikely. ❌ @Plettigoal

@thespursweb @Plettigoal A lovely leak by the agent to drum his salary up even further. Game is the game. Shouldn’t of said Barcelona tho

🚨 Tottenham are desperate to keep Luka Vuskovic, who is in line for a massive salary increase. Agent Pini Zahavi is holding talks with Barcelona, a second loan to Hamburg is unlikely [@Plettigoal]

@SpursArmyTweets Get RKM off. He’s going to do something silly. Wtf was he thinking throwing the ball onto the pitch. Ridiculous

HT: Aston Villa 0-2 Tottenham! A fantastic first 45’, we now need to put this game to bed in the second half. One of our best halves this season. Absolutely massive. Thoughts, #thfc fans? ⤵️

@SpursArmyTweets Everytime you do this tweet they score pretty much straight away 🤣

🚨 West Ham EQUALISE. 1-1.

Cut back 😂

@Lilywhite_Rose @gastonedul We lose with him every game. Have picked up points without him. It isn’t a loss as it would have been last season

#thfc Cuti Romero does not have a torn collateral ligament but does have an injury. He does not need surgery but does need recovery. At least six weeks. They are going to keep evaluating his progress. He will not play anymore for Tottenham in this season. @gastonedul

@thespursweb Has been since we lost to West Ham. We all knew it then

Is it over for us?

@thespursweb Have to stop blaming the board now.

Get out of our club

@Billie_T 🤣

Tel with these Richy chances is cash money

@thespursweb Van de Vaart, Bale and Kane.

Who is the one player you wish never left Tottenham? 🤔

@WeAreThePaxton Very true mate - hope everything gets back to the norm for you and your family ASAP

I’m just a guy with my 2 young kids and a wife trying to live our lives here. Everyone else can draw battle lines and point score. It’s been so stressful though and people making digs from back home doesn’t help so many probably react. I can only speak from my perspective though.

I love Dubai. How the government has handled things has been amazing. It makes me double down that this is my home and where I want to continue to live. But I find this whole things so stressful and want it over and done with so normality can resume.

I’ve gone into serious delusional mode as I think we’re going to beat Fulham by 3 goals. Not even nervous for the game

@SpursStand @AlasdairGold Brilliant 😂

@MPJ_SPURS @AlasdairGold This was a problem with the nuance of language. In some languages they use the word "finger" for both toes and ... fingers. I know this because I had a deeply confusing conversation with a Latvian woman once 🤣🤣