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@M_Cyrus_Grande She is paid to clean up after both of us. What she actually does is open to interpretation. I am sure she cleans up one of our messes, but it certainly isn't mine. And the position she made or tried out for was maid. If you like to pommel whores, well for that she is suited.

@VintaqeFake Well you didn’t want to put on a leotard and try for the pommel horse did you? You knew I hyperfixated for weeks on that. It just so happened that our, yes our Darling Livvy tried out for the position not but a week later. She cleans up after you as well!

@M_Cyrus_Grande That maybe the case but I do feel your standards of production have declined since you also took up sports photography with a focus on gymnastics! Although from all those close ups of gussets I do wonder if this is just a variant of your gynecological obsession!

Sultry Sunday

@VintaqeFake Swollen minge you say? I’ll be the judge of that. Now, now. Let’s remember who encouraged who to start hobbies. So I make DIY gynecological medical equipment. It’s just as good as the real thing at a tenth the price.

@M_Cyrus_Grande Yes, yes. I do recall, Miley, only too well. And this is my point! If I remember rightly you bought that fake tan cream from the same source and it turned out to be rust remover. My minge is still swollen to this day. And aren't those 'stirrups' the wheel clamps he sold you?

@VintaqeFake Oh Ariana! You can be so prudish at times. Miss Rulebreaker. I should never given you the WiFi password. Always looking things up. Remember when you thought you had microdeletion syndrome? And it was just a bad tan? Now hop up on the table and place your feet in the stirrups.

@M_Cyrus_Grande Hmmm. Well not everything. I think you will find that symbol means 'not to be used on exhaust pipe'!

@VintaqeFake Oh bless your heart. It’s absolutely non-toxic for me. Guaranteed. Now come here. I wanna see if EVERYTHING is silver.

@M_Cyrus_Grande And, just once more to be absolutely certain, the man on ebay assured you that those symbols in Korean on the can of body paint mean 'guaranteed non-toxic'? And not 'wear protective clothing when spraying your car' as suggested by Google translate.

// this is not very good but is my first attempt to write a cinquain: Daylight... Falls on my skin Like stones cast by the world To make me feel the depth of shame Once more

@VintaqeFake || Snark away!

// anyway good evening popsicles. Do not be deterred by my snarky mood!

@M_Cyrus_Grande // same energy...I am not a comfort blanket! // also that last sentence is sounding a little Stephen King to me

@VintaqeFake || Men need physical contact because they have a difficult time showing or sharing emotions? Was definitely AI prompted by a man! Utter claptrap. Also don’t come in the kitchen when I’m in there. You would have such a fit.

// this clip should come with a trigger warning for those of us who count washing up as an art form. What next? Stacking plates away without ensuring the patterns are perfectly aligned. It upsets me to even think about it!

// I cannot tell you how much it distresses me to see people not paying sufficient attention to washing the dishes. If someone does this to me they better hope I am not washing a knife. And as for her...no phone during dishes.

@VintaqeFake Ooh like jumbo shrimp and taco cat

@M_Cyrus_Grande Thank you for noticing. It was a paradox.

'Careful' may be stretching it a bit!

"My childhood, Dr Zebroski? Yes Miss Cyrus said you might ask about that. Well it was the normal childhood of any small girl. You know? Hours being locked in a cupboard while my parents had friends around. Then next morning helping clear up the decapitated chickens. >

"We avert our gaze from wounds too deep to heal. Not because of what they hide, but what they may reveal."

"There is a chasm between that which is too vast for human perception and that which is infinite. And I wonder sometimes is this chasm made greater or less by language, by concepts, by meaning. Are our paradigms also our prisons?"

Sultry Sunday

"If your love is not a sacred act, if it does not aspire to the beauty of a work by Mozart or Correggio, I do not want it. Consecrate me, exalt me, anoint me! Make me hear angels sing! I will not settle for the Birdy Song played on a paper and comb!"

"Yay! Expect a new gif as soon as I can be arsed to make one!"

"Once and for all, Miley, I have no idea how Livvy got locked in the wardrobe of the cruise ship, nor who set her room on fire and,despite what your little polygraph tells you, I was a virgin when we met. And how was I supposed to know that that reply would break it?"