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“For who? My teammates. For what? To win. That’s what it’s all about.” Aaron Rowand became a Philadelphia legend 15 years ago today.

@Sidekick1975 😂

@M_Lumberjack 🤣

Annddddd diaper prices are ⬆️. Yay. First medicine Then gas Then lumber Now diapers. Thanks Joe.

@citizen1448 @mike_ellis103 Outside of Twitter?

@citizen1448 @mike_ellis103 Twitter’s an absolute joke at this point. When clicking the link provided within Twitter, you get this:

DFS option on the router is pretty cool 😎

Outstanding commercial …. Well done @Dove Dove | Reverse Selfie | Have #TheSelfieTalk youtu.be/z2T-Rh838GA via @YouTube

Happy Mother’s Day to Phoebe Phanatic. Hope she’s recovered from this legendary moment by now.

Testing something with our Alexa’s. Every spike in traffic seen below, is outside noise; our dog walking across the wood floors, or random conversation between family members. Never mentioned her wake word. 🤔

@FossardMr “FEEDING FRENZY” night

I’m due to become a father for the first time this month. If you’ve got children, what do you wish you’d known from the start that you know now? 👶🏻

Picked up some dinner tonight … server comes to confirm my name….”that’s the f*cking manliest name ever, I mean come on man.” 😂

@GarysheffieldJr *may become

@GarysheffieldJr On the positive side, “tech schools” may be the norm instead of typical bachelor degree

You can thank millennial college grads for raising the minimum wage and ruining fast food like they ruin everything else.

Abolish the police

@jclittle94 Only to keep up with me! 😂

This embodies my wife when she’s making herself a drink for night… so noisy 😂

Farmer Bill - Bill and Melinda Gates’ farmland was a largely hidden investment until their split became public. I’m hoping he turns this all into land-based aquaculture facilities, or a massive mayonnaise facility. Either will work.

Happy Angel Birthday, Murph. You are deeply missed by many and you will never be forgotten, Brother. 🔱 #LLTB