MagicMattina

Either they’re terrible actors or terrible secret service agents.

I’m not buying it.

a “killer question” I hate how funny he is while being such an awful human being

Pete Hegseth Quotes 'Pulp Fiction' Fake Bible Verse at Pentagon Prayer Service variety.com/2026/film/news…

@TroyHasEbola Maybe could entertain this conversation before Highest 2 Lowest but not for one second after it

Denzel

@rexorangecounty plzzzzz reschedule i need moreeee

@rexorangecounty love u alex hbd u did incredible but like reschedule pls 😃👍

@rexorangecounty please reschedule 🤍🥹

@rexorangecounty This show needs to be rescheduled and all original tickets honored. I’ve been to multiple shows where they did this due to a storm,

MIAMI , i'm sorry we had to stop the show because of the lightning and wanted to make sure everyone was safe !

Interesting. I wonder if those funding these organizations are fully aware of what the organizations are doing. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

@AndrewYang Sometimes?

The fact is the Dems should have let Bernie and Hillary go at it fair and square in 2016, which Bernie probably wins. And Bernie probably beats Trump in ‘16. The Democratic Party sometimes has very anti-democratic impulses.

Theatre family. I’m drunk and crying. I adore you. What we’ve had to put up with this year beggars belief. We are SO resilient. Come the nuclear apocalypse, the only things to survive will be cockroaches and show people. There’s no people like us. Happy New Year! 🍾🥂🍻❤️

Mother and her 3 girls in critical condition- FIRE gofund.me/f0614ed9

I feel like I’m watching Mike Myers impersonate @elonmusk except it’s actually just @elonmusk #snl

Texas Football Creative Squad: 2021 Edition 🤘 (Rankin not pictured)

WTF is a chief impact officer? Every person in a company should be impacting something. These C suite titles are getting ridiculous. #royalsshmoyals

@ReeseW I wear mine everyday around the house for a minimum of 1 hour - I’m an optimist.

Remember heels?

No forced shots, it's unnecessary and unethical #noforcedshots standforhealthfreedom.com/action/ensure-… standforhealthfreedom.com/action/ensure-… via @standforhealth1

My twins applied for credit cards @PNC where they have accounts that are virtually identical. Our SON was approved for a card with a $65,000 limit & our DAUGHTER was completely denied. Nice gender bias PNC. I'll be migrating our accounts elsewhere. #genderbias #PNC

hawleymo (n.) - a fist pumping, entitled, homophobic, ignoramus who looks like the anal incarnation of Jerry Seinfeld and Ed Helms but has not a trace of their intellect or humor.