no 💗

I love getting new tattoos cause it’s a piece of me you haven’t touched

getting your period right after a day of crying is so validating like i knew i wasn't a weak bitch... i was just hormonally possessed

i know a super hot shower is bad for your skin and hair but being boiled alive is important for my mental health

The Microsoft Teams ping is spiking my cortisol and making me fat

@BigfishSeth Log off

She didn’t ask me to be her Jedi for May 4th. I’m cooked

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

i hope this email kills us both instantly

we literally live in a dystopian world where beautiful girls are forced to use excel

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

i’m just a gamer girl 💅

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

you should be allowed to leave work early if your heart just isn't in it today

“someone you may know” and it’s someone i’d set on fire

goodbye seasonal depression, HELLO body dysmorphia season

Nah, he’s included. Next question.

it’s too many men talking during women’s history month shut the fuck up!

hannah baker a weak bitch i’m on reason 575 chin still up