Jordan

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Jordan

Jordan

@Market__Sloth

future uninterested and overworked billionaire… and yet I smile 💹

Katılım Aralık 2023
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Manly Mentor
Manly Mentor@manly_mentor·
Men only want these 3 things from a Woman ‼️‼️
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Jordan@Market__Sloth·
@The_RockTrading Not gonna happen 625 POC is strong. 🧹 to 600 though. Mayyybe
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Jordan@Market__Sloth·
@munster_gene I do not disagree with you on this. However, if you take a look at the chart the last month or so, it’s the perfect excuse for the big dog to load up again at a major POC. Pro moves only. I mean look where Price stopped dropping 😏
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Gene Munster
Gene Munster@munster_gene·
$META is down 6% because of the capex guide. Deja vu: We saw this when they reported Sep-25. Capex is expected to grow this year by 94%, vs. the Street was expecting 76%. My take: I continue to be surprised by investors negative capex reaction. We have enough datapoints from Meta that show these investments are paying off. Revenue in March grew at 33% yy, and they guided to 28% in June. That compares to March of 2025 up 16%.
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Jordan@Market__Sloth·
@JohnLoc18 John you are not alone. I posted multiple times over the months for you to size down. mainly because I did not want you to feel this pain. But it seems all of us traders have to go through it ourselves and sometimes multiple times to actually learn the lesson.Trial by fire 🔥 💰
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JLoc
JLoc@JohnLoc18·
Hey everyone, I have been in mental breakdown past two days and finally to calm myself down. I never cried too hard in my life. Many of you knew me as the guy who turned $300 into $200,000–$300,000 in just a few months trading $SPY. Lately there’s been a lot of positive and negative noise around me, but today hit the hardest. My biggest mistake was pure ignorance and sizing way too big despite solid advice from experienced traders here. I ignored it at times, and today I paid the full price for it. To be honest, I’m left with $10,000. It’s only April, with 8 months left in 2026. I’m determined to build it back up. This lesson will stay with me forever. To all the traders out there: please use my story as a warning. Don’t be like me, control your emotions and your size. And I will continue to post about $SPY and others, I deeply appreciate every single one of you on here.🙇‍♂️
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Jordan
Jordan@Market__Sloth·
Relentlessly printing money to pay for these blunders. Where is the oversight my friends?
Ethan Brooks@alt_w_v_g

Let me get this straight Yesterday Anthropic announced a new AI model that autonomously found a 27-year-old vulnerability in OpenBSD In under a day For under $20,000 It also found a 16-year-old bug in video software that had survived 5 million automated tests and every human reviewer who ever looked at the code It chained together 4 vulnerabilities to escape a web browser sandbox It solved a corporate network attack simulation that would have taken a human expert over 10 hours By itself With no human involvement after the initial prompt Meanwhile I have to fill out a form on a government website that doesn't fit my browser window The submit button is cut off The error message says "please try again later" It's been saying that since Tuesday The federal government spends over $100 billion a year on IT 80% of that goes to maintaining legacy systems That's $80 billion a year To keep systems running that were built when Nixon was president The IRS still uses a system written in COBOL from the 1960s It won't be fully replaced until 2030 At which point it will be 60 years old The Treasury's taxpayer system is 51 years old HHS runs a patient system that is 50 years old The Department of Education runs student information on a 46-year-old platform These aren't obscure backroom tools These process the money, the healthcare, and the education of 330 million people On code written before the internet existed Let me run the math $80 billion a year For 10 years That's $800 billion Spent maintaining technology from an era when the most advanced computer in America had less processing power than a modern thermostat For the same price Anthropic's new AI model could run 40 million individual security assessments Each one capable of finding decades-old vulnerabilities in a day 40 million And the government can't build a webpage that fits on a laptop screen In private equity we have a term for this It's called "capex misallocation" When you spend enormous sums maintaining obsolete infrastructure instead of replacing it It shows up on the balance sheet as an asset But it functions as a liability It drags down productivity It creates security risk It compounds every year And eventually it becomes so expensive to replace that you just keep paying to maintain it Forever Which is exactly where the federal government is A $100 billion annual IT budget 80% allocated to keeping the lights on 20% for everything new No private company would survive running its infrastructure this way But the government doesn't have to survive It just has to keep collecting taxes And those taxes are processed on a 60-year-old COBOL system That still can't handle a form that fits in my browser window Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

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Jordan@Market__Sloth·
@MarketMatrixs First, Calculate the value of the USD plunging. Couple that with fade in market share and poor growth, and this pullback price makes pretty good sense. 🤷
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The Market Matrix
The Market Matrix@MarketMatrixs·
$MSFT 3 years ago: Stock price: $350 Revenue: $211.3B Net income: $72B Adj. EBITDA: $102.4B Operating income: $88.5B $MSFT now: Stock price: $350 Revenue $305–$330B Net income: $115B-$120B (+70%) Adj. EBITDA: $180B-$200B Operating income: $140B-$145B Yeah, it’s undervalued.
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Jordan@Market__Sloth·
@Suzierizzo1 Bruh I do the same thing at work. Let him cook
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Suzie rizzio
Suzie rizzio@Suzierizzo1·
This is a North Carolina Senator on a livestream trading stocks while on the Senate floor! No wonder they don’t get anything done and are billionaires! 🤬
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Jordan@Market__Sloth·
@ZamcoCapital You’re just mad some folks are more flexible than.
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ZamcoCapital
ZamcoCapital@ZamcoCapital·
If March was your most profitable month, Sorry to tell you, you’re gonna cry for the rest of the year. This price action is very uncommon and usually in the first 1/4 of the year. Have fun.
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AYCE
AYCE@ayceATH·
Don’t mean to get deep with you guys this morning but this is something that help me out during this lifetime, i know it will help you. It’s something that changed everything for me… Before you do anything… breathe. Take a breath before you speak. Before you eat. Before you spend. Before you react. Give yourself that 60–120 second pause before any decision. Because in that small window, everything can shift. You might lose a little time… or save yourself hours. Lose money… or protect your capital. Say something you regret… or choose words that build instead of break. That PAUSE is POWER. It brings clarity. It slows emotion. It puts you back in control. I WISH I LEARNED THIS SOONER IN LIFE. Peace isn’t something you find later… it’s something you create in those quiet moments right before action. You’re always one breath away from making a better decision.
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Amas
Amas@AmasPFT·
If March was your best trading month You have no edge
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Steve Burns
Steve Burns@SJosephBurns·
Describe the 2026 stock market in ONE word. 👇
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Jordan
Jordan@Market__Sloth·
Took exit today on Spy puts for 4/10 around 2:45est. Immediately moved into a much smaller & shorter term weekend strangle. 2:1 cost basis puts to calls. The bleed to close gave some nice gains, so we trimmed have of the short side to let the weekend do its thing stress free. 🤌
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Traders Confessions
Traders Confessions@TradersConf·
I swear my dog has a 6th sense for trading. He sits beside me when I trade. Whenever I’m getting annoyed / revenge trading my dog starts to bark at me. Idk how since I’m not saying anything out loud, it’s like he senses my energy shift or something. Anyway I’ve made it part of my trading routine to stop trading when my dog starts barking at me, and my results have improved a lot since I’ve started doing this.
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Jordan@Market__Sloth·
@ayceATH Nah Man I had your back. Blame Franco 👨‍🦲
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Jordan@Market__Sloth·
@ayceATH Don’t worry -you’ll be good by the morning Franco’s forehead on the other hand, not so much.
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AYCE
AYCE@ayceATH·
Opened a put position today and Trump tweets right at market close. I’m sick to my stomach.
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Heisenberg
Heisenberg@Mr_Derivatives·
Don’t you love how these come right at the end of day. Like all the time… Lol
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Heisenberg
Heisenberg@Mr_Derivatives·
Good morning Fintwit. Just a random thought. But so much of craps (yes the casino dice game) reminds me of stock trading. You can go “long” by betting the pass line and button. Which you can theoretically win infinitely as long as you don’t crap out. You can go “short” by betting the don’t pass line and button. But your winnings are capped once you crap out. And people don’t like you, much akin to “gay bears” lol. You can bet on one time rolls (hops, fields) very similar to 0dte. Cause those are just short one time like one day bets. Lol. Iono. One of my favorite casino games and yet somehow I see the stock market in it. Am I crazy chat?!
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Jordan@Market__Sloth·
@The_RockTrading I’m not sorry I have them. You shouldn’t be either😎
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Disclose.tv
Disclose.tv@disclosetv·
JUST IN - Effective April 20, 2026, the U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42 and eliminating waiver requirements for a single conviction of possession of marijuana.
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