Marky Mark Critch

If someone doesn't DM me something juicy soon I'm just gonna make a scandal up

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@VinylMePlease @theangryskittle Yeah sure you get a one-time deal for slightly less, then when it expires you're up to $43/month (or $52 if you're intl). Sorry, but as much as I've enjoyed your product it's just not worth over $40. Very disappointing - I will be cancelling in September.

@theangryskittle sorry to hear that. Unfortunately we haven't raised since 2016, and costs have gone up faster than we've raised prices. If you're due to renew in Sept. there's an offer to make price change less impactful; if you renew later there will be similar deals.

I’ve been a member for of @VinylMePlease for over 6 years, when they packed and shipped albums from a small apartment, stuck through the ups and downs. Today’s news that my subscription cost going from $27 to $43 will likely be the final straw.

Canada's constitution is the back bone of our country, but did you know there are several elements of it that aren't written down? Check out our written unwritten rules on Government Formation, naming a Prime Minister, and more: uottawa-mpsp.fandom.com/wiki/Constitut…

I'm just spit-balling here, but would anyone join a party called spitball? Platform tbd

Glad we finally got rid of @MattBouldenMPSP. He was like that piece of gum stuck to your show that you could never quite get off

@GrantMcilhargey My shack is currently undergoing repairs after a devastating attack by the Kraken. All should fear it's mighty wrath.

There is no evidence linking me to the ongoing hacking of @national_roast! Anything saying otherwise is uninformed SLANDER and sad attempts to tarnish my good name. That being said, you should all agree to the demands and stop asking so many questions...

Great to see @AndroidCoyne and @BMilewski_MPSP back in the game! Although, the Burlington Roast is a bit of a step down from @national_roast ...

Should I change my twitter handle to "the man with two first names"?

Please read my following statement. #KeepHerLightsOn

HACKED.

Stay tuned

He does not understand. Do you? @MattBouldenMPSP

We are growing more powerful than any of you ever expected

Something big is going to happen. If you don't want to stand by and just watch, DM me.

@national_roast you flew too close to the sun. Your hubris will be your ultimate downfall.

Unemployment has given me a lot of time to think. Also plot, scheme, and plan... I still haven't forgiven those who burned me last year.

@CarolinaMunozMP I wish! My retirement plan was all in @national_roast shares, which as we all know are virtually worthless.

@MarkyMarkCritch I don’t see an option for permanent retirement

Great news! After reaching out to some old contacts (notably former GG and garlic bread addict @CraigM_MPSP), I've been hired as the new head spokesperson for the Canadian Garlic Bread Association. Can't believe I'll be working for a group as powerful as Big Garlic Bread! 🤩

Well, all good things must end I guess. Even if the good things only lasted 21 minutes. Maybe it's time for a career renaissance. What should be my new job?