Julia Mathemeier

@swagwizarddd I remember when you presented this to us during one of many bwest bomb threats

guys why is this good

@yourboyryder I will be one of them tomorrow sorry to say but I’m bringing a Chicago native with

been seeing the tourist count go up gradually in the past two days; i can’t even skate without seeing some random group of people who don’t know how to walk take up the sidewalk

lollapalooza is happening this weekend and it’s the absolute worst time to be living in downtown chicago

Let's be clear: This is a draft opinion. It’s outrageous, it’s unprecedented, but it is not final. Abortion is your right — and it is STILL LEGAL. politico.com/news/2022/05/0…

@jjoeallenn @swagwizarddd Reference to joe burrow. Hope u understand

my greek life experience pros: learning greek alphabet, 2-3 great friends,,,, , sometimes u got to dress up? , cons: almost everything else

I like this

Thinking about the time a guy told me there’s no such thing as an independent woman and that every woman needs a man, so can someone tell me why I attract only misogynistic narcissists ???

@swagwizarddd Cut them off

what are you supposed to tell your brothers 12 year old friend when he asks you if it's normal for his nutsack to twitch

@swagwizarddd Bc sometimes girl too pretty for boy

if pretty, why no boyfriend?

why are we allowing maroon5 to continue to make music

I had a good make up day :)

Hey twitter...

How old are u?

rt to pass ur exam

Think I’ll wear blue on thanksgiving

A step in the right direction 💙