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Matt Mephisto

@MattMephisto

The Sultan of Suffering, Professional of Pain, and Authority on Aching. Master of all things one-sided.

Florida, USA Katılım Ağustos 2014
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Matt Mephisto
Matt Mephisto@MattMephisto·
Some days, the pain is so bad that you feel a sense of peace. It feels as if this is the last day my body will have to endure this. It's as if the pain forces your soul out of your body. I never asked to get this illness. It was just the way the cards were dealt. I wish...
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Robert Reich
Robert Reich@RBReich·
Trumponomics explained: 1) Cut taxes for the wealthy and corporations. 2) Promise the gains will trickle down and it won’t explode the deficit. 3) Collect campaign cash from rich donors. 4) Explode the deficit. 5) Demand cuts to Social Security and Medicare. 6) Repeat.
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Matt Mephisto@MattMephisto·
@SenToddYoung @realDonaldTrump At the cost of our future! Going big today while going into deep debt tomorrow is not an effective strategy. (And in this instance, we cant claim bankruptcy.) I wonder if he taught this at #Trump University? It is his business model after all.
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Senator Todd Young
Senator Todd Young@SenToddYoung·
As the latest #jobs report shows – tax relief, regulatory reform, and trade deals like #USMCA are fueling our economy & people are feeling optimistic about their future.
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Matt Mephisto@MattMephisto·
@TalsmaGirl67 @kevin22262 @CarmineSabia In his case, it's impossible to prove wrong. However... Saying a person lacks intelligence simply due to "wrestling" is rather stupid in itself. At the very least, it's ignorant.
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Carmine Sabia
Carmine Sabia@CarmineSabia·
Apparently Democrats learned a new phrase. #QuidProQuo. They will say this everytime President Donald Trump speaks for the next 5 years he is president.
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Matt Mephisto@MattMephisto·
@CarmineSabia Well they are trying to create a public image of resentment between the two. It's pretty clearly staged. A gimmick is always easy to spot when you've used gimmicks professionally.
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Carmine Sabia
Carmine Sabia@CarmineSabia·
Im praying this is not the start of a fight with President Donald Trump and Attorney General Bill Barr.
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Matt Mephisto
Matt Mephisto@MattMephisto·
@TheBabylonBee @prayingmedic I realize this is satire, but are all the comments here satire as well? I mean, is "pretendin to be stoopedd" a popular trend that passed me by???
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The Babylon Bee
The Babylon Bee@TheBabylonBee·
Yang Campaign Collapses After It's Revealed $1,000/Mo Giveaway Would Be Paid For With $1,000/Mo Tax Increase buff.ly/37gJ66L
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Matt Mephisto@MattMephisto·
@bongjoonwhore Sadly most people (including the rage-lord in this clip) confuse Nationalism with Patriotism. Patriotism is fine. Nationalism is a toxic mental disease. (Maybe the Joker movie should've touched on this, so this rage-lord could have some -woke- perspective?)
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Matt Mephisto
Matt Mephisto@MattMephisto·
@MarkDice @Dbui16870346 Edgelord, you still doing "Lizard People/Illuminati runs the world" thing? Or did the profits from following/reinforcing Trump become too tempting for you? Hey... I get it. You had nothing else that you were capable of doing to make a living. So you followed the $. EdgyAF!
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Matt Mephisto
Matt Mephisto@MattMephisto·
Imagine being the person that is responsible for keeping Trump on script, and reading from the prompter?! I mean do you feed, or not feed him? How do you know you balanced enough uppers AND downers? Is 4 bottles of Afrin too much? The stress must be brutal! #SOTU
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Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump·
Congratulations to the Kansas City Chiefs on a great game and a fantastic comeback under immense pressure. We are proud of you and the Great State of Missouri. You are true Champions!
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Matt Mephisto@MattMephisto·
@realDonaldTrump I wonder if he uses "USA" instead of "America" because his Assistant already clocked out today and couldn't give him the proper spelling? Also.. This must be the same person that is tasked with reminding him that he has caps locked? (Then again, he could just be yelling.)
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Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump·
ENJOY THE GAME USA, OUR COUNTRY IS DOING GREAT!
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Matt Mephisto@MattMephisto·
@realDonaldTrump I feel like at some point, in the 7 decades you have been alive, the term "credibility" would have been explained to you. IF what you say about Bolton (A monster in his own right), etc., is in fact true, then your constant lying and bullshittery automatically disqualifies you!
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Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump·
I NEVER told John Bolton that the aid to Ukraine was tied to investigations into Democrats, including the Bidens. In fact, he never complained about this at the time of his very public termination. If John Bolton said this, it was only to sell a book. With that being said, the...
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Matt Mephisto@MattMephisto·
@TWIT_ANTHONY @Scavino45 @realDonaldTrump "No one can tell us we're wrong" .... Do you not see the issue with this mindset? It's blind faith/blind obedience... the most powerful tool one can use to manipulate others. It's cult-like. And it is based upon a belief rather than a fact.
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CORNROD
CORNROD@TWIT_ANTHONY·
@Scavino45 @realDonaldTrump This President has brought America back together as a family again. And we are strong. No one can tell us we're wrong. Searching our hearts for so long. Both of us knowing. Love is a battlefield, and President Trump will win you over again and again and again! 🇺🇸⚔️💓🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸💓⚔️🇺🇸
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Michael Hockensmith
Michael Hockensmith@Michael90375708·
@realDonaldTrump PRESIDENT DONALD J.TRUMP IS a CHAMPION and The BEST PRESIDENT AMERICA HAS EVER HAD. Thanks be unto Almighty God which gives us the victory through OUR LORD Jesus Christ our Saviour. Bible verse.
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Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump·
I will be going to Austin, Texas. Leaving soon. Always like (love!) being in the Lone Star State. Speaking to our great Farmers. They hit “paydirt” with our incredible new Trade Deals: CHINA, JAPAN, MEXICO, CANADA, SOUTH KOREA, and many others!
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Marco Rubio
Marco Rubio@marcorubio·
They belong to the world;accordingly,their teaching belongs to the world,& the world listens to them. We belong to God,& anyone who knows God listens to us,while anyone who does not belong to God refuses to hear us. John 4:5-6
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Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump·
All is well! Missiles launched from Iran at two military bases located in Iraq. Assessment of casualties & damages taking place now. So far, so good! We have the most powerful and well equipped military anywhere in the world, by far! I will be making a statement tomorrow morning.
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