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🎶Eddie Murphy released ‘Party All The Time’ 41 years ago, May 23, 1985

@DJQbert your setup is making me hungry

I’M IN NEW YORK!

@SebastianAvenue I like the Whopper, f* the Big Mac

RIP Rob Base !! It Takes Two ..

@SpaceX @Starlink Live feed of the SpaceX engineers watching the pez dispenser

Starship has successfully deployed our modified @Starlink satellites and simulators

コウモリ達を逆さまに撮影してみたら、ナイトクラブにいるような錯覚に陥るのまだ面白い

@jpegmafia ...and for my next song...

Every time I do a rollout, it exposes a lot of people’s racism and insecurities. It exposes how parasocial and overinvested they are in people they don’t know. It exposes that even people working for professional publications still harbor personal hatred and try to pass it off as legitimate criticism.

....We Didn’t Start the Fire... Billy Joel 1989.... anyone else listen to that?

Is it just me, or does anyone else wish Dave Matthews would keep his opinions to himself at concerts? We’re there for the music — an escape from the real world. Once he starts talking, that escape disappears and it ruins the whole experience. The world is shit... no shit....

@WallStreetApes illegal to reheat food? you think they make that food? 🤣

If you pay attention to the restaurants on Uber Eats you’ll notice something strange A quick scroll through the options reveals a lot of the different restaurants have the same address Just this quick scroll has 10 restaurants sharing 1 address, it’s a Ruby Tuesday. This is called “Ghost Kitchens” The food is prepared by the same staff using the same equipment and ingredients Each “restaurant” is just a different virtual brand Basically a lie, customers are ordering thinking they’re getting food from a specialized spot, but it’s all coming from one location. Which is a chain location This is how chains like Ruby Tuesday, IHOP, Applebees, Chili’s and more make extra revenue. There are over 9,000+ ghost kitchen operations in the US This is so dishonest and deceptive. It should be illegal. You think you’re ordering some special unique food, but it’s really just Applebees…..

@sciencegirl Yawn.... The video in the post is about 2 years old (from April 2024).

The NYPD is using “Barnacles” to tackle illegal parking. These are commercial-grade suction devices that attach to vehicle windows with around 1,000 pounds of force, making them extremely difficult to remove without proper release.

A little corn puddin'. A lot of Tony nominations. Congratulations, Schmigadoon!

@DHSgov @SecMullinDHS you spelled NICE wrong

ICE IS NOT SLOWING DOWN. “We haven’t missed a beat. We’re still on track — pushing as hard as we can. We just are doing it in a different way by using local law enforcement to work with us. " @SecMullinDHS

10 years ago 🤯 Greetings from Georgica Pond tour goes on sale TOMORROW (and a couple shows are already sold out)! We’re going on the road this fall to celebrate the 10 year anniversary of Georgica Pond. Tickets on sale tomorrow at johnnyswim.com 10am local!

MY FIRST PURPLE SOPHIE LETS FUCKING GOOOOO WHAT A PULL

@MyArcadeRetro grok fixed your tetris small screen gameplay area

The ultimate puzzle challenge, now in the palm of your hand!🎮 The Tetris Pocket Player Pro delivers classic gameplay in a mini arcade design. How high can you stack?😎🟧🟨🟩🟦 Tetris ® & © 1985~2026 #MyArcade #Tetris #VideoGames #RetroGaming #Handheldgaming

@Imanicchan1908 Messed it up by choosing the wrong beer... The wife would have given you Asahi

嫁さん仕事行ってたので 今日の晩ご飯は僕が作りました😏

@Tesla i would buy one tomorrow if it actually had KITT voice

KITT is real Any new Tesla can do this

@nikitabier x.com/MattSumimasen/…

Ladies and gentlemen, today we're launching one of our biggest changes to 𝕏 Introducing Custom Timelines This feature allows you to pin a specific topic to your home tab. With support for over 75 topics, you can dive deep into your favorite niche on X. It's powered by Grok's understanding of every post with the algorithm's personalization—meaning every timeline is made just for you. And it works even better when it's a topic you already engage with. This was a huge undertaking across many months, so we're excited for you take it for a spin. We're giving early access to Premium subscribers on iOS (and Android coming very soon).

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