ParaMedical Resident

🎶 it’s the end of the world as we know it… and I [don’t] feel fine… 🎶

I wish nurses would think about how stuff sounds before they say it. Telling a patient “I went ahead and talked to the actual doctor” in front of me, because I am a resident… is so damn rude. It’s demeaning. Maybe I should stop being nice.

@albatrosslor That’s her money. Not his money.

a rich person marrying a billionaire saying this is so annoying

Omg…. It’s only 0311

@Adhekunbi ❤️😫🫖

Proof that you ain't sad by showing off your first three emojis😂 Mine:😂😀😲

I wish I could sleep as easily and as well as my lazy ass dog and my [currently] unemployed husband 😭

@excelduru Winston

I need a dog name that sounds like it comes from a wealthy family!

Mark Kelly: “lf you are undocumented in our country, you cannot get healthcare from the Affordable Care Act exchange. You are not eligible for Medicare. You are not eligible for Medicaid. They’re just making that up. They just like to blame brown people.”

The ED is where policy meets reality: No access to primary care → med refills in the ED No mental health funding → crises in the ED No addiction services → overdoses in the ED We don’t just see patients. We see policy failures.

@DrAkhilX ICU sign off

What is this❓️

@NotoriousS1Q3T3 Love to see that!

Initially had to use 4 days of PTO to attend ACOEP for my duties to FOEM, but just got word from my PD and DIO that the PTO days are being refunded since I judged the CPC and Oral Abstract competitions, so it counts as scholarly activity and is considered “no charge leave!” 😎

@nocontextmemes Earthworm Jim

Congratulations to everyone who applied for #Match2026 🙌 As interviews invitations start to go out, resist the urge to panic because you haven't gotten the interviews you were hoping for yet... many invites wont go out until the holidays or even later. Trust the process 🤞

He was a fucking podcaster

@NotoriousS1Q3T3 (Come to Fresno!)

Dang, didn’t get raptured…guess I’ll have to finally submit my ResidencyCAS application today 😞😂

@NotoriousS1Q3T3 Guess so. Ha

The war against drugs, but it's actually just Tylenol

So, anyone been raptured yet… ?

@ohhanxiety Beatrice

Can someone suggest a super old-fashioned girl name Not Ruth

@AzoMlota “What brings you in today?”

Without naming your job tell me something you say 50x times per day🤦🏽‍♂️