Melvin Stoner

I sure hope there's weed in heaven, eternal life is a fucking long time to not get high😂

@instablog9ja 2bedroom flat 3Million Minus agency and other fees… When They bring you total amount, Your mind go first Dey💯😂😂😂

“Lagos is becoming too occupied” — Mr Real raises concern over insecurity

@HerbalistChief At least one person have tried fucking this plant💯 Out Of The 8Billion People On Earth, I’ll Bet At Least One, Have Cum or tried to Cum On This Plant😂😂😂

Some women are outlipped by this plant.

@Tip Mr H I M? No Longer The King?😂😂 Cuz The King Is Here Would’ve Been Chaos💯😂😂

Birds Eye View 🦅👑 🎵 Stream “MR HIM” here: music.empi.re/mrhim

@guzu_p Babe Wey You For Just Ask “How Much?”😂😂 E fit No even reach the amount you spent trying to impress a basic Bih💯 You Dey Carry Her Go Date😁 Reminds me of that photo where everyone was Knacking, and that one guy was holding flowers to give her😂😂😂

I will never understand the idea of booking a reservation at a restaurant, wearing your best outfit, spending extra money on fuel or Uber, going to spend on the date and your end goal is just to fuck. If you had to do this much just for sex, you have no game.

@basket_mouth Light brown? If No be tissue paper, I for say Dem Dey Wash am re-use after guest check out😂😂😂

6 star my…

@Dom_Ashly @PeterPsquare And you feel Peter was so weak that he’ll agree with the narrative? Peter resemble who Dem Dey oppress? Bye bot😏

@MelvinCaesar1 @PeterPsquare They did by saying he doesn’t know how to sing. They started that narrative before the fans followed up. It is very obvious even RudeBoy in his interview said it that he did all Psquare songs that blew and d one that didn’t blow was Peter like Ejeajo

Doubt me now. Quote this later. 😮‍💨🔥 “I CAN’T LOOK AWAY” go really disturb!!! 🚨🎶 Every club. Every party. Every speaker. Every DJ set. 🔊🔥 OG FOREVER will arguably become one of the most talked-about albums in Afrobeats history. Save this post now! 📌🔥 Allow me brag my brag!!! I no come play 😤🚀 05/06/26 we feast!!! 🎵💿🔥💯 OG FOREVER ❤️🚀 #OGFOREVER #ICantLookAway

@Dom_Ashly @PeterPsquare Nobody underrated him, his insecurities and whoever is whispering hate in his ears made him turn against his twin, Every single one of us who grew up listening to P Square have always known the truth, one sang and the other did things with his moves that mesmerized us all💯

@MelvinCaesar1 @PeterPsquare As d other half Dey underrate am wetin u want mk him do

@instablog9ja This One Wey Everybody Dey Enter China, How Far? Una No Dey Share Update? Abi Na When I Land Airport I Go Know Wassup?😂😂😂

“I’m videoing a policeman on duty in China, it’s allowed and acceptable” — Nigerian man says

@yabaleftonline Women Una Dey Hear? She Couldn’t Stay, She Made It Known And Left The Marriage With Dignity Intact, She No Start To Begin Fuck Small Boys Because Her Husband Didn’t Pay Her Attention💯😏

I lost my spark, and my wife suffered for it. And then I became an obsessive dad. I gave everything in me to my son. I was a proper stay-at-home dad. I became an excellent father but a woeful husband.After a while, she said, “I can’t find the man I married anymore.” I told her, “I don’t know what it’d take for me to heal and bring myself back. If you want to wait for me, I’d appreciate it. And if you can’t, I would understand.” She said she couldn’t, so we shook hands and parted as friends. — Jim Iyke on his failed marriage

@instablog9ja Iya Kabiru Dey Wan Disguise… Kabiru, You No Go Come Carry Your Mama Enter House Before Dem Use Her Do Asun💯😂😂

Trending video of goat devouring Tinubu’s campaign posters sparks online reactions

@instablog9ja Person wey don chop and clean mouth, Dey hunt fresh meat😂😂 If you like sleep with a hundred men when I’m done with you, Na your body go suffer am💯 Na your Toto Dey loose grip😂😂

Ghosting don hard this generation because before your disappearance finish loading, replacement don already enter relationship 😭💔 Some people think say dem be unforgettable meanwhile another person already dey do “good morning baby” duties 😂

@NigeriaStories If This Is True, I’m Voting For Tinubu With My Full Chest In The Coming 2027 Elections💯😂😂

The Nigerian National Assembly is drafting a legislative bill to legalize cannabis for medicinal and economic purposes

You stand a better chance at winning American lottery than finding true love in Lagos

@Mrbankstips I Go Like Risk My Life For Latvia💯😂😂

“Latvia is not safe for Men”

@yabaleftonline In 2yrs, If He’s Not Careful…

Singer Chike celebrates Arsenal winning the Premier League.

@yabaleftonline You No Divorce Am, You No Cry Out Publicly, You Begin Commit Adultery Dey Fuck Small Boy And Other Lagos Penis Wey We Never Know Of Yet. Now You Know You’re Damaged Goods, This Is What You Come With?😂😂😂

Frank Edoho’s ex-wife, Sandra Edoho, calls him out over alleged domestic v!olence, exposes alleged conversations with other women.

@BIGFATFOOL01 @willinilli024 I read this high AF and I laughed as I should, this shits funny AF💯😂😂

@willinilli024 No food for this life sweet pass the one wey witch cook with her period.

this restaurant settings no clear, that mama resemble who dey wash yansh put for food.

@instablog9ja No Matter How Much I Love You, Don’t Fucking Make Use Of My Toothbrush, It Has Nothing To Do With Love, It’s Just Disgusting💯 I’ll Eat Your Ass Before I Let You Use My Toothbrush😂😂

“Couples can kiss, do all sorts 😭 but toothbrush sharing is where some people draw the line 😂🪥” Would you let your partner use your toothbrush? 👀

@ABUJAPLUG If Na Him Beat You By Himself Now, We For Don Dey Insult The Mugu For Being An Abuser, He Gave Your Beating To A Contractor Instead💯😂😂