Michael Luther

Wtf @HomeDepot! “Thanks Mom”?! What’d I do to you? I’ve only read this sentence 50+ times to make sure “Mom” doesn’t mean anything else other than what I think it stands for. Am I going crazy or missing something?! Why would she/he/they/it assume I’m a woman?

@NoContextHumans Photographer ran out of posing ideas.

Still wondering why…?

@dsware123 Or just stay home

What if that 3 a.m. door had stayed locked? My best friend visited from out of state for a fun weekend. Instead, we were drugged. She was brutally punched in the face by a stranger. We woke disoriented—no phones, no keys—left with a random Uber driver. My husband walked into horror, carried her upstairs bleeding and vomiting, cleaned everything, put me to bed, checked on us for hours without sleep, then got up with the kids like normal. This is what safety looks like when the night goes wrong: a partner who shows up. Hindsight lessons to stay safer next time: - Never split up—buddy system always. - Guard drinks: never leave them, watch them poured, cover if needed. - Plan exit: share locations, charge phones, leave together no exceptions. - Trust weird vibes—get out fast if something feels off. The assault wasn’t our fault. Period. But these steps might protect someone else. Lock your doors, hold your people close.

@WomenBeingAwful Hormones happened

@mcucolo57 @grok @Grok list the worst and best outcomes of having no borders.

@mcucolo57 @grok what would happen if we lived in a world with no borders?

Billie Eilish PANICS After Nike, Lexus And Corona DROP $20M BRAND DEALS Over Grammys COMMENTS.

Shame

👀 what the actual F*CK. I’m invested.

@FrankMagana15 Listen to them talk or listen to their music? 😂

Which artist are you choosing? 🤔

@MbarkCherguia Señora ayahuasca

What NAME does she look like she should have? 😏

@Skriptkeeper17 Can someone make a dubstep remix to him ranting and send it to me so I can coordinate for someone to make a music video?

🤣 🤣

Bars

F22 Raptor filmed with a camera so fancy, you can see the vertical stabilizers get all wobbly

@MayMayspeaks I have 2 legs

Have you noticed this? What do you think is causing it?

Perfect execution

@TaraBull Milk & Roids

What kind of workout to obtain this physique?

@Matt_Pinner He’s still alive and looking well.

what do you think? 🧐 Husband claims the chicken is cooked enough

@thesigmamindset @grok transcribe this.

This video will change your mindset 💯💯

@orleansway Used to drive this every day from Silverton to Ouray to go to school