Stick Stink

You’re in their dm’s I’m holding their eyelid open, watching their pupils dilate in the still of the afternoon. There is enough room for both of us

She she/they’d on my they/them until I gender revealed

@hashjenni Bestie what does this MEAN

You must be a sick individual if you feel attraction to women over 30

@radfemm3 @itssamanthaaaa_ Incorrect and bad representation

@DrinkinJohnny @itssamanthaaaa_ @AnnaLee012345 🙄 look in the mirror bro, you think the world population goes around thinking “yesss just what we need, more angry gamers in their 30’s, what a relief”. Get those bed sores examined and get that stink out of the seat of your chair.

@itssamanthaaaa_ This might be controversial but I can’t help but feel like you deserve *more* eggs

@PopCrave Don’t piss me off

Today is Forgive an Ex Day.

Y'all be like "yall be like" but yall be the yall that yall be like

Switching careers from tea dealer to CNC engineer is probably the hottest thing I’ve ever logically followed through on

The way a period can convince you you’re d y i n g should be studied

Babe are you okay? You barely named 5 things you can see, 4 things you can hear, 3 things you can feel, and all that other shit babe

Fuckkkk I led with my heart recently

What’s the opposite of a lobotomy? Any takers??

@DrDude1985 @YorchTorchGames Not even dude, we want a boy to play Zelda bc Zelda is a boy and we gotta respect the sanctity of the character and many “loud wokes” feel this way

@YorchTorchGames I hope this is just tabloid clickbait crap. It would destroy 40 years of work and good faith and alienate 4 decades worth of fans. Only loud woke progressives want this.

Who should be cast as Princess Zelda?

@Rod_Parab0le @SnowHimbo There isn’t much to compare. Jews who support the Palestinian genocide are suffering, at worst, from the burden of hypocrisy.

@n0thasghey Thank god you were around to catch that typo

They*

@yuogenthirer @lesbianiconsana @MrMasonXXX @notcapnamerica I think they’re a little bit different! I personally enjoy the sex I have with dead bodies over the gay sex I have

Wait, I thought —

@23ohioVworld23 @PicturesFoIder In his defense, he is just a moron at best, unable to read the world around him and process information like a developed adult

@PicturesFoIder in his defense, what grown adult is doing monkey bars? he wasn’t looking right at her, he just saw her in his peripheral and most likely assumed she was doing pull ups at the other end

he wouldn't have done this to another guy

@OUnderfolder @Faygo555 @hashjenni (2/2) consider this (unpleasant) possibility ahead of time and have their decisions on paper so at least there is some path forward, the right to choose whether you stay or go. Just my idea though!

What's legally wrong but morally right?

@OUnderfolder @Faygo555 @hashjenni I personally believe there is should be a standard to a quality of life and autonomy of the conscience. If it were me, unable to express myself and communicate with the world in any way, I’d want to be let go. Even if I am self aware. Maybe everyone should (1/2)

@OUnderfolder @Faygo555 @hashjenni I appreciate the analogy but I don’t think it quite correlates. But I hear ya. 💭

@MickMink @Faygo555 @hashjenni then we hope for a natural end. would you let 100 guilty people free to ensure than not one innocent person is jailed, or jail 100 innocent people to ensure that not one guilty person is free?