Zaphod Beeblebrox

How much of a refund is @comcast giving their customers due to their dispute with #ScriptsBroadcasting? The local channels are baked into our costs. If Comcast says to is too small to refund, then an increase to #Scripts will be to small to notice.

@NASAArtemis What are the mission's apogee, perigee, apolune and perilune?

@EshaAA33 1972

Based on the entirety of this photograph, what is your best estimation of the year it was taken?

@davis_s2210 Wow - That's weird

No word starts with 'W' ends with 'W'

@GuntherEagleman I look at Minnisota and wonder: Is the brain vulnerable to frostbite? It seems so.

🚨 JUST IN: An Iowa church is under FIRE, thousands demanding its tax exempt status gets YANKED after hosting a “legal observer training” to teach people how to OBSTRUCT federal ICE agents enforcing immigration laws. Hundreds showed up at St. Paul’s United Methodist Church to learn exactly how to interfere with officers doing their jobs. This isn’t charity or worship, this is straight-up training to break federal law and shield illegal aliens. Insane. Criminal. Taxpayers shouldn’t subsidize anti-law-enforcement workshops. Revoke their tax exemption status NOW and send a message

@CalltoActivism Homan worked for Obama

🚨UN-F*CKING BELIEVABLE. All the DEATHS. All the protests. All the chaos will literally stop in 2 seconds if Trump gets ICE the f*ck out of Minnesota. So what does he do? He is sending Tom Homan and more goons. The chaos is the point.

@Matt_Pinner Ferris Bueller's Day Off

If you know what movie this picture is from I will follow you

@MickWest Is your nickname "Stretch"?

An interesting and novel effect. They appear to be filming Venus around sunset. The car engine is on, and this is moving the camera in a cyclic pattern, which makes it look like Venus is flying in circles. You see the motion on the ground lights when he zooms out.

@johnpavlovitz Don't be a jerk

Human. Worst human ever.

@sama How are you addressing agentic misalignment? inlandseas.info/2025/12/11/the…

Tomorrow we’re hosting a town hall for AI builders at OpenAI. We want feedback as we start building a new generation of tools. This is an experiment and a first pass at a new format — we’ll livestream the discussion on YouTube at 4 pm PT. Reply here with questions and we’ll answer as many as we can!

@GovTimWalz ... and you need to shut up

I had a productive call with President Trump earlier today. I told him we need impartial investigations of the Minneapolis shootings involving federal agents, and that we need to reduce the number of federal agents in Minnesota.

@IlhanMN "Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason." ~ Mark Twain Go back to your daycare.

Sorry, Trump, your support is collapsing and you’re panicking. Right on cue, you’re deflecting from your failures with lies and conspiracy theories about me. Years of “investigations" have found nothing. Get your goons out of Minnesota.

@SenSchumer Are you sure you're not looking in a mirror, Chuck?

Kristi Noem is a liar. Kristi Noem is incompetent. Kristi Noem is vicious. Kristi Noem must be fired.

When @elonmusk bought Twitter I expected he would clean the sewer of garbage. It's only gotten worse. Political deepfakes are rampant and threaten to undermine the democratic process. Grok should be flagging them someway as AI-generated. That's not censorship.

#AI #DeepFake videos are a threat to democracy. If AI generated fake media is used in conjunction with a crime, particulary fomenting #insurrection, civil war and inciting violence, the penalty should be severe. Congress needs to act NOW.

@NewsNation = @MSNOWNews-lite. #TDS

@PhysInHistory The expansion of spacetime

In your opinion, what is the strangest thing about the universe? ✍️

@MickWest The gonernment and contractors are holding all the "receipts" and opetate a duL ledger system. Apparently credible expert witness testimony, photographs, and indepent instrument verification (Radar etc.) do not meet your critera of "receipts". Your radical skepticism blinds you

Modern ufology: Lots of stories. No receipts. No proof. Nothing.

@PeteButtigieg Just ... LMAO! "Mayor" (and a poor one at that) Pete remains oblivious to reality. #graspingforstraws

It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad. The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.

@NCAAFootball may as well just use #AI as referees. AI hallucinates, lies and gets a lot wrong, but that's better than what's on the field now.