Dr. Melissa Janczewski Jones

Ain’t gonna lie….a bit surreal watching this clip and hearing the Clinton Massacre talked about by ⁦@esglaude⁩ and ⁦@morningmika⁩ on ⁦@Morning_Joe⁩! facebook.com/10591361171945…

@_youaremore_ Well, did he? 😊

Move into a neighborhood where people earnestly text the group chat to ask if y’all’s puppy passed the interview at doggie day camp.

@_youaremore_ Oh my!!! That was some match on Hinge! 🤣😜

@MissyJanczewski A couple kissing violently at 5:55 PM at the bar at Rowan’s 😂😂

It should be punishable by law to make out violently with your significant other publicly before, say, 10 PM.

@_youaremore_ I think I’d feel the same way; I knew the second one was B.Y. without even looking at the whole screenshot! Give them a hug for me!

@MissyJanczewski I feel honored to be in a group chat with them tbh 😂😂

I am in a group chat with two women in their seventies from my church so that we can exchange NYT puzzle scores, and some days it is the highlight of my day, for obvious reasons.

@_youaremore_ Congrats to my amazing friend!!!

All writers have a story they think is their best work. “The Land of Nod” is mine. It has been rejected 17 times. But it found a home today!!!

@MissyJanczewski Okay my unpopular opinion is that I don’t like The Breakfast Club 😂

Favorite film from each decade: 20s Nosferatu 30s The Wizard of Oz 40s The Grapes of Wrath 50s Sleeping Beauty 60s Mary Poppins 70s All the President’s Men 80s When Harry Met Sally 90s Pretty Woman 00s The Princess Diaries 10s Spotlight 20s CODA or Conclave so far

@Steve_R_Price So glad to hear!

@MissyJanczewski They grow fast! They went to the vet this past week, visit #2, and they doing really well.

Espresso, Mr. Pudding, and I trying to figure out what could possibly have happened to one of their food bowls.

@_youaremore_ Just so you know…you are the single, solitary reason that I am still on this hellscape of a SM platform….well, you and @Steve_R_Price 🤓

I eat lunch once a month with my old boss and I always beat her to the restaurant so I’m writing this tweet to look occupied while I wait. Thanks for reading!

@_youaremore_ But mainly bc I’ve managed to pack my kitchen with a week to go before the move 🙄

@_youaremore_ Newks curbside-to-go for me

It is the “order mashed potatoes, jalapeño poppers, and a biscuit at the achurch’s on Northside” point in the semester

@_youaremore_ GIRL!! You’ve just topped all of my bad flight experiences in one return trip!

We just had one of the most turbulent landings of all time, a lot of people threw up, and now a lady’s cat is SCREAMING in its carrier.

@_youaremore_ Your history prof applauds you! Go ahead and preach!

I’m pleased for people to have revelations about what a mess they’ve gotten us all into but when they preface it with “this isn’t Reagan’s party,” I do have to roll my eyes a little. This is exactly Ronald Reagan’s party.

@_youaremore_ MY PEOPLE!!!!

Wedding weekend 🥂

@_youaremore_ 🤣 happy to bear witness

Once, I thought as a child and reasoned like a child (thought that Target skincare was as good as the fancy brands). Then I became a man and put away childish things (broke down and spent big girl money on skin care and saw genuine improvement in my skin)

@_youaremore_ Have the bestest time with your bestie; adore you both!!! ❤️

Tfw you and your bestie booked a room in the delta with no central heat on the coldest night of the year but she is from New England and is finessing the system 🥶

@Steve_R_Price So very jealous

I’m the first to admit I do a lot of the same things each time I’m in London. But today was something brand new, a trip inside the old Reading Room at the British Museum. Bucket. List. I’ve tried and tried to get in over the years, but it’s never been open. OMG, didn’t disappoint

@Steve_R_Price US military actions in Central America between Sp-Am War (1898) and US involvement in WWII (1941)

@Steve_R_Price You were just in the wrong history class my friend

Still learning all these (really interesting, fascinating) things, to this day, that they never taught me in History.