Eng. Mista Julius, CFE

Tweet for Keroche Breweries

@Entr_dawood VAR says plays ON x.com/i/status/20567…

Witeithie Passion vendor.

@napshana @0chibo_ As of 2022,Safaricom in their Financial Reports, said they have over 6,100 towers

@0chibo_ Safaricom actually owns the most towers in Kenya. Nearly double those of ATC.

I used to think Saf owned those towers. Or Airtel. They don't. They rent them. 4,200 cell towers across Kenya are owned by ONE American company — American Tower Corporation, based in Boston. A tired worried people don't march. Don't organise. Don't push back. Now you know.

You "like nice things" is equivalent to tunakula PAs 🚮

@Imwene7 @MoraraKebaso Weeh!

@MoraraKebaso This is the price of diesel in China morara you've been paid to spread propaganda

Am in Hong Kong. Sielewi nini inaendelea huku. Diesel prices at the fuel station is equivalent of Ksh 597 per litre na nimebebwa na taxi Mercedes ya Diesel. Sijui vile itakua😂mniombee. Mkiona sijarudi mjue I risked too much. Nimeingia shop ya nguo a Tshirt is Ksh 25,000. Ama nimepotea?

Lakini Diana Kavetsa ni mrembo bana. Ako wapi nimwongezee mtoto?

@Cynthia80386334 He's a cry baby Nigerian 😂

Huyo Nick Imudia alilelewa Kenya kweli? Cos hizo threats hazingeshtua the average Kenyan man. Kwanza hadi wengine wangeambia bibi wenyewe alafu akupeleke kwa dci🤣🤣.

@K_drRein @Kvaati Ukipata goals kama hii ndio unaanza kusema kumbe ningetumia akili ya juu sio ya chini 😂

@MistaJulius @Kvaati 😅😅😅 Wewe unatafuta reasons za kulewa tu

Gentlemen, especially those of you going up the ladder. When you get to those cool offices/roles that come up with a slot for a PA. Choose an older woman than you as your PA. Nick Imudia is your lesson.

@K_drRein @Kvaati Bro, a erect D will never allow you sober. Wacha kujidanganya 😂

@Kvaati Nita choose milayas na nitatumia condom na nampea P2 awekelee nikiona, na na make sure nimekaa sober all through.

@SomoinaKapeen Control your Clit 🤣

Unakaa kukunja mtu bila huruma😂

@POTUS_IS_SHE @DrAhmedKalebi 😂

@DrAhmedKalebi We have such low standards as a country that the expected behavior surprises us, we start rewarding and glorifying fish for swimming. What a sad scene to watch!

Yesterday morning, I had the pleasant surprise of bumping into H.E. Governor Issa Timamy at Dr. Kalebi Labs (DKL) - no bodyguards, no aides, no entourage… just him quietly coming in for his regular lab check-up. He was so unassuming that my Gen Z team, who were attending to him at our central referral Lab in Real Towers, Upper Hill, didn’t even realize there was a VVIP in the building until I personally greeted him and took him aside. Whilst I was showing him later how to access his results through the DKL App, I was humbled to learn that he has actually visited DKL quietly several times before whenever he is in Nairobi since we opened 1½ years ago - having been recommended to us by his own physicians. Yet not once has he ever called me, let alone requested special handling or sought VVIP treatment. It means most likely my staff all along didn’t even realize who he was whenever he visited @DKLDrKalebiLabs before. What struck me even more was that after we finished serving him and giving him a quick tour of our ultramodern lab facility, he politely refused to have his driver pull up to the entrance and instead walked himself to his official car (GVN 005), to the shock of our security doorman who is used to opening car doors for VIPs, let alone VVIPs 😊 In today’s world, such humility is very rare! 🫡 A second-term Governor who freely mingles with ordinary wananchi without fanfare, seeking special treatment, intimidation or excess security - because, in his own words, he has nothing to fear or hide 👊🏾 Rare breed indeed! 🙌🏾 It was truly an honour serving Your Excellency. Asante sana Gavana! Allah Baārik 🙏🏾

@juliekay71969 @Keylvinne @dnkariuki Nikipata mama mtoto mjinga kama huyo naeza kumpiga kofi azirai

@MistaJulius @Keylvinne @dnkariuki She is very stupid. Risking a baby to pretend we are in Europe.

Pushing a baby trolley on a main road. Kenyans don’t love themselves

@Keylvinne @dnkariuki Aweke mtoto kwa mgongo na aache ujinga. Baby stroller is for smart cities and towns with perfect pedestrian lanes.

@dnkariuki Assuming you are right, apo kwa io picha yenye watuonyesha…angepita wapi exactly?

"The woman in the video is not my girlfriend, I just met her after being invited to her birthday party by her friends...The video was leaked by 1 of the 8 guests invited who have all denied it" Nairobi based lawyer Harrison Musyoka. Who does that

@Goddie_Ke @SafaricomPLC do not just wake up and say "let's deduct so and so's money today, top pay SHA". NOOOOOO! Those complaining opted into Lipa SHA Pole Pole via *147# which creates a M-Pesa Ratiba as per Terms and Conditions. x.com/i/status/19316…

Safaricom under pressure for deducting the Social Health Authority (SHA) funds from customers M-Pesa without PIN prompt

@felixamollo72 @C_NyaKundiH These one gave up x.com/i/status/20030…

@C_NyaKundiH I took a 3k loan from Lend Plus. They are demanding from me an interest of 2700 after 60 days. Is it legal for a loan to accrue a 90% interest?

Hi Nyakundi, I took a fuliza loan of 18000ksh from boost your biashara after 9 days I realised it was accruing interest of 150ksh per day. Is it even legal?

@felixamollo72 @C_NyaKundiH Sitawafunza kila siku x.com/i/status/19980…

@DrJuma_M 😂 😂 😂 x.com/search?q=from%…

@MudgeRulf Engagement farming detected! That Lipa Na M-Pesa. Ujue some of us have till/Paybill that can hold even upto 5M+

I thought MPESA could only hold a balance of 500k at any given time. Someone shared with me this balance and I am wondering if this limit was increased .

Mid mechi, aje? Ama you meant isimwagwe ndani?

The only solution to @SafaricomPLC dysfunctional app is the SIM Toolkit.