Krobus

Here’s what I hope happens: 1) Netflix removes password sharing 2) Everyone leaves Netflix for another platform that steps up with quality content 3) Netflix tries to bring it back, nobody returns 4) Netflix goes bankrupt 5) We bring back Blockbuster as salt in the wounds

Agent: Listen Joanne I absolutely can’t allow you to name this character Ching Chong it’s weird and stereotypical and offensive J.K. Rowling: Fine but you HAVE to accept the next option

Billionaire p’does waging war against impoverished countries while simultaneously raising grocery and gas prices:

Normalize podcasts where they just sit in silence for awhile

Steelers can thank the refs for that win

Hey @CocaCola your AI Christmas commercials are not “Real Magic”. Ironically, AI is adding to the reason that those polar bears that you use are losing their habitats. Billion dollar companies can probably afford to hire animators. Merry Christmas you filthy animals.

Walton Goggins is Matthew McConaughey’s Waluigi

I’m getting scam calls from dogs now

Watching the documentary show on the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders and this is basically Blackfish but for young women. Awful to see.

@UncleGoodVibes Speak for yourself

28 years later introduces the notion that there are fewer things more terrifying than a 12-ft tall naked man with a footlong penis sprinting at you full bore in near total darkness

Cucky Monster

Eat a plum!

@SUBWAY and @McDonaldsCanada how about you take a break from trying to rebrand your once good deals? $6 for a 6” sub? The body of $5 Footlong is STILL WARM. Summer Drink Days instead of Dollar Drink Days? Guillotine worthy.

@UncleGoodVibes A baby born will never be the same

chocolate rain

i hope that chappell roan surrenders pink pony club to plankton like nine inch nails did with hurt and johnny cash

wouldst thou like to live mas

Hey @dominos - this sucks. You’re not even pretending to give full sized portions anymore.

I pull up like Luigi three shells to the back

Just saying y’all 👀 this tweet was a year ago. Awful stuff. So bad. :)

Back in the day, when people were pushed financially too far by the super rich, they killed them. Wasn’t that so crazy? That they murdered the rich? So bad of them to do that. To kill them in cold blood like that. Awful. To publicly kill the rich for taking away their basic joys.

Sucks to hear about the United Healthcare billionaire :)