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@cchukudebelu Norm the challenge is bars thoooo!

This is funny.

@CarlosJosephhh Exactly! I just looked at my tickets to day to check the date and saw some DJ I ain’t neeeever heard of. Nah son.

Boiler Room straight up scammin’ people. No announcement of artist change whatsoever. Lmao refund everyone who bought tix for DJ Mustard.

@ungodlywests Jurassic Park.

they gotta explain this couple costume to me like i’m 5

@itsstargazer @keaaaaley I am shocked. This is on some Runnin up that Hill Kate Bush Shit

Taylor Swift's music is completely unlistenable im sorry

@mynameisdriaaa Like 3XS?! Yo. Toxic grooming pop up when you tryna move on behavior. Craaaazy

@MrDeeeLicious Yes honey I’m spiraling down a black hole of Diana Ross and from what I gathered they dated on n off his whole life. They were engaged 3xs but she kept calling it off. but when he’d try to move on..she’s pop back up tryna stake her claim.

It makes sense that Dirty Diana was about Diana Ross. He had an entire floor of his house dedicated to her and she broke his heart. Also, she started grooming him when he was literally A CHILD.

@mynameisdriaaa I’m still buggin about this! #mywholelifehaschanged

@TokyoMoon3 @bleepingly @glit3i @YaaMazz Man. Y’all mu fuckas need to learn how to READ. She ain’t callin her a whore she’s saying HER LOOK is closer to a European whore than whatever she was going for. She ain’t hatin if you know your history. But you don’t. Remedial zoom school ass mu fuckas.

@bleepingly @glit3i @YaaMazz More like European whore looks with wings but it’s cute. I like it.

THIS is the sort of creativity we need at met galas and runways. I'm obsessed

@jasonwhitlock You are trippin.

Sitting through 2 hours, 40 minutes of Black Panther 2 was torture. Let me save you the time. The movie hates black men, America, and the patriarchy. Racial idolatry is its selling point. Nothing else.

@msdanifernandez 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I mean technically The Mandolorian made me fall back in love with SW but man, they really tied it all up and reworked some of the more problematic parts from the prequels and left us with just the heart. Prolly cuz they had the nigga from Bug’s Life helping out with the writing.

I’m not ashamed to admit that I cried like a baby at the last moment of the fight between Anakin and Obi Wan and especially the final scene of the show. Damn it Disney, you made me fall in love with Star Wars again. #stopplayingwithmyemotions #theshowwasaiightuntilthelastepisode

@ArielRelaford @finaldraft Dark comedy and sci fi

It looks like a good time for another @finaldraft giveaway! 🌈 To enter to win a copy of Final Draft 12 screenwriting software AND a Big Break contest entry, reply with your favorite genres to write in. I’ll announce a random winner on 6/19 at 9 PM PST. Good luck! 🤞🏽 #PrideMonth

Something about a really deep massage when my body is destroyed that makes me laugh my ass off. The best is when they join in. They kick my ass and we just laaaaaugh… *sigh*

Need a nap with my thumb tucked firmly in my mouth #mamasorrymamasorrymama #thehappyendingwaswhenshesoppedkillingme #lovedeveryminuteofit #neededthatshit

Rumble on my rhomboids

She danced a soft shoe on my sacrum

Thai lady just turned me into pizza dough with her toes.

Y’all thinking Will smacked Chris for the jokes tonight forgot about how well he cooked them the last time he hosted the Oscar’s. The Jada joke tonight was just the final straw

The Amazing Jonathan died?!! Fuck!!