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watching a movie in a theater adds an automatic extra star to the rating idc it’s called the cinema tax

How it feels to ignore the toxic fandom and be happy enjoying the movie they hate.

Never thought an Ogre could change sooo many lives.

How are you still Alive after I took you to space.

Mandalorian & Grogu?? You mean Buff Gladiator Slug With Daddy Issues? COUNT ME TF IN!

“Press R3” my dumbass as a kid:

Episode 4 of “Half Man” on HBO Max has one of the biggest gut punches of a quote to one of the main characters that I literally needed to stop watching the episode to finish later. WOOF. Richard Gadd—The brilliant fearless artist you are.

Bro had this beautiful and charming angel clearly interested in him but instead chose to magically force the girl who friendzoned him to fall for him. Bear a loser fr

how it feels being the last one to show up and someone says "there he is"

Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin'

Old White people really love iced tea

How I disappear from peoples lives after being the best temporary person they will ever meet:

Look all I'm saying is that if the girl I like asked me straight up "Do you like me or not?" That's when you drop the act and just tell her the truth

the sketch comedy to horror visionary pipeline is alive n well #SheZachinOnMyCreggerTillMyCurryBark

Whoops. Still sent it lol

so we’re all in agreement that she deserves an oscar right

not to be a flirt but maybe we can find out wtf your problem is over dinner sometime

Wish the Buffalo Wild Wings in Times Square was still open 😔