Oli Allen

Thanks for the support!

Donny van de Beek turning down Newcastle because he didn't want to be involved in a relegation battle looks like the worst decision since Prince Andrew agreed to be interviewed by Emily Maitlis

@BoyleSports @NUFC @MichaelScarn___

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Just what we needed! 3 points ✅ Clean sheet ✅ Team performance ✅ You fans were our 12th man today! 👏🏼 @NUFC ⚫️⚪️

@JamesFarrar213 Hard to decipher until a member of your family dies of COVID

When will people realise it’s a perpetual cycle. Break the chains of mass psychosis. Time to wake up.

@darrengrimes So glad I don't park my private plane at that airport

Selling Gucci Belt @eBay! ebay.us/GhvaZD via @eBay

I said I wanted to take one!!!! The gaffer has made so many right decisions through this tournament and he did tonight! But I won’t have people say that I didn’t want to take a peno when I said I will…

@BallyDrilltec @JeremyClarkson Did that land rover have a parking ticket on the windscreen

@JeremyClarkson Way too busy. Will try again tomorrow

God, that was a busy day on the farm.0

@TrevorSteven63 my boss, thinks this squad would beat our current England squad - what do you think?

@JeremyClarkson Was brilliant

I’m genuinely amazed at the response to Clarkson’s Farm. Thank you all so much for your kind words.

Yesssssss! Joe Willock crowned Player of The Month for May! chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football…

@FordKiernan1 I've tanned one. Delighted.

You’ve done it, the vaults empty! Cheers! If you missed oot. Keep an eye oot at jackandvictor.com

STEVENS, STEVENS AND STEVEN. Bobby Robson was determined to confuse himself 😃

@TheBeerHawk thanks for the Icy Cold T Beerhawk. Really is a perfect pint.@TennentsLager

@mrjamesob I thought that historic call from Colin was a PaddyPower advert. I was waiting for the punchline. Hilarious

@TheBeerHawk @TennentsLager @perfectdraftuk Please sort ASAP

So it looks @TennentsLager landing on @perfectdraftuk is outrageously popular. Bear with us guys, we are working on getting this sorted ASAP!

i’ve never missed in person meetings more than i did watching this parish council meeting descend into chaos

@IDARBGame is anyone playing this still? Miss it.