Ben Balliro

al diavolo questa festa senza senso.

Fuck the holidays, you can keep them.

@GodFadr I dare you to explain yourself

Ok...I can explain...

@StateFarm @Schwarzenegger agent State Farm? What’s wrong with The Farmenator?

@GodFadr It cut off at the bottom where it says, “always cook more bacon than you need, because you’ll need it”

Solid advice..

@DavidSavona I have a question, are the cigars you buy at retail for testing acclimated to your office humidors for a time period before testing? Or do you rely on the shops’ humidors for proper storage before lighting up?

Let's see what Miles and Julian are up to #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #JellicoTrek

@GodFadr If open the service manual to your watch, on the bottom of page 7 on the right it will say “bacon”. That should clear things up for you and fix your time when you travel.

Just spent 10 minutes trying to figure out why my “World Clock” was not correct. It was my flight cities…on my calendar…that I set up. #LifeNeedsInstructions

@nicolesimone Up?

Where am I going? Guess.

@GodFadr Liquid poetry

I've got Hiku skills this Sunday... Juicy, meaty slab, Sizzling in the hot skillet, Thick cut bacon love.

@nicolesimone This ambition has a yess-ocity that is beyond yess-ness.

I'm releasing a cover of the 90s song "Glycerine" in May. I may do a crowdfund for some music videos.

@nicolesimone You need, to play it.

On the flip side, it makes me want to play this game.

Can we all just agree that soda is carbonated corn gravy? Change my mind #jussayin #imastilldrinkit

This cigar was terrible, it had notes of chocolate, leather, great draw, medium bodied, really smooth…again it was just vile. And the delicious cappuccino didn’t help. No thanks to Smoke Rings 72 cigar lounge for this awesome experience. 🤷‍♂️

@GodFadr Does that mean it’s a hairy meatball that can withstand freezing temps? 🤷‍♂️

I have a lot of questions here I don’t want to know the answer to.

I identify as invisible, although I was born visible, I am now trans-parent. My pronouns are who/where.

@nicolesimone No, but changing “emotional baggage” to “griefcase” should be an acceptable term.

Is “trauma stacking” a useable phrase? I’d like it to be.

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