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Mr Honourable

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|| Civil Engineer || Data Analyst || COREN, NSE || Storyteller ||. - The Truth is Mostly Seen, but Rarely Said #EyeGoTurnYou #ManUtdEmpire

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Mr Honourable
Mr Honourable@Mr_Honourablee·
@UtdMaI Evra always right... Instead of fixing the problem, which is the midfield, we sacked a coach and gave him almost £30m. The exact amount he asked for to sign the player he wants. Terrible!
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Mr Honourable@Mr_Honourablee·
The most dangerous time in any Nigerian home is 6am on a Saturday. You think it's a day off. You think you can sleep in. You think rest is coming. Then your mother's voice arrives like a thunderclap - "Are you still sleeping?! Get up and sweep this compound!" No Saturday has ever belonged to a Nigerian child. Not one. The compound must be swept. The plates must be washed. The chairs must be arranged. Rest is a foreign concept that was not imported to our side of the world.
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Mr Honourable@Mr_Honourablee·
I prepared concoction rice, ate well and arranged my last 5k to take her out. She came over looking like an answered prayer, so I said, "Let's go somewhere nice." We got to the restaurant. She opened the menu and went straight to the back page. I watched her order like someone whose father owns the place. The bill came. I smiled. Paid. Stood up. Said, "Let me use the bathroom." I splashed water on my face, looked at myself in the mirror and said: "You will be okay." I was not okay. But I tipped the waiter anyway because packaging must be maintained at all costs.
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Mr Honourable@Mr_Honourablee·
Nigerian churches have a specific announcement that strikes fear into every member - "We will not close until we raise 2 million naira for the building project." Brother Paul is already doing a second round with the offering basket. Sister Ngozi is singing the same chorus for the 4th time to keep the atmosphere "hot." You check your account. You check the time. You check the exit. There is no exit. You are going to sow a seed today, whether you planned to or not. The Holy Spirit and your pastor have already agreed.
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Mr Honourable
Mr Honourable@Mr_Honourablee·
Baba, use style take tell us say ur head nor carry book that's why you dropout of Unilag, con da sponsor woman dream... Because from the way you think am before, if nor be lie you da lie. Which woman you think say she da happy to date a liability or boy way carry all he responsibilities to her? You feel say woman da happy to take care of man. No woman on pkaet earth da da happy to pay bills for man, na condition maje most of them da fall in line.
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Big Badda
Big Badda@Badda_isBig·
My girlfriend and i have been together for five years. We shared dreams, made promises, and planned a future together. I loved her with everything. and truly believed we would grow old side by side. Bcos i wanted her to succeed, I made one of the biggest sacrifices of my life. I dropped out of Unilag to support her education and sponsor her to school in UK. I believed her success was our success, and i was willing to give up my own dreams just to see her happy.....
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Eric Mapp
Eric Mapp@rhougue1·
My kidneys are failing, and I’m struggling to survive through constant dialysis and treatment costs. Any support or share can help me keep fighting and give me hope. ❤️🙏 chuffed.org/pay/campaign/1…
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Mr Honourable@Mr_Honourablee·
Rashford sometimes forgets what he tweets and forgets his ardent fans, who will do anything to ensure he's back to his old form. He can criticise United all he wants because United brought him into the limelight, where he's shining today (not Barcelona nor Aston Villa). He can only be called a club legend at United, not at any of the aforementioned clubs. You were tarnishing the club that fostered you and made you great by undermining the club's decisions and those of the coaches, yet you still want to act as if you're innocent of these accusations. Barcelona won't spend such an amount as United did on you, nor will Aston Villa. If they truly see your potential, what is £25m that they're hesitating over? At Manchester United, you were the star boy and fans' favourite, but at any other club, you'll always be a squad player, more or less, regardless of what you do.
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Oluchi_react@Oluchi_Utd·
Rashford is so funny So Manchester United that promoted you from the academy didn’t believe in you? They placed you on a high salary, even gave you our precious No.10 If Broke FC truly believes in you, why are they delaying your payment? 😂😂
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MBENGA ARTS@MbengaBenjamin·
Please don’t scroll past — I tried so hard 🥹
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Eric Mapp
Eric Mapp@rhougue1·
Battling Kidney Failure, Heart Disease & Homelessness. I urgently need support while waiting for a life-saving transplant. I won’t forgive those who ignored me and refused to help. 🙏 chuffed.org/project/167087…
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kayla Williams
kayla Williams@KaylaWilli17746·
After losing my right kidney and spending all my savings on cancer treatment, I’m still fighting to survive. The medical costs are becoming impossible for me and my family to handle. 💔 Please support, pray, or share my story — your kindness gives me hope to keep going. 🙏
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Joshua Zirkzee@lovezirkjosh·
Happy birthday to me
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Mr Honourable
Mr Honourable@Mr_Honourablee·
TT has really positioned himself for direct scrutiny, because of his decision to stick with some players that never really impacted the game this season. John Stones was never impactfull this season, one have to wonder what he did to make it into the teamsheet. Same goes for Toney and Henderson.
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Fabrizio Romano
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano·
🚨 Thomas Tuchel: “I was surprised to read Maguire’s statement [saying he was shocked]. We had a private conversation and he had the chance to express his feelings”. “The decision is we stuck with the central defenders who carried us through the autumn”.
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Eric Mapp
Eric Mapp@rhougue1·
Kidney failure is slowly taking over my life, and I urgently need help. Your support can help me continue dialysis and life-saving treatment. ❤️ chuffed.org/project/167087…
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Mr Honourable
Mr Honourable@Mr_Honourablee·
@FabrizioRomano Luke Shaw managed to stay fit throughout the season for the first time in four years, and TT still didn't pick him. Hehehehe... Life is so funny. It shows you can be available in life but still not valued.
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Fabrizio Romano
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano·
🚨❌ OFFICIAL: Trent Alexander-Arnold, Lewis Hall and Luke Shaw also OUT of the 2026 World Cup.
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Mr Honourable
Mr Honourable@Mr_Honourablee·
There is a certain type of Nigerian man who has been "about to blow" for six years. The business is "almost ready." The deal is "almost sealed." The connection is "almost confirmed." He drives a neat car, though. Dresses sharply. Speaks confidently. You don't know where the money comes from. He doesn't explain. You don't ask. In Nigeria, we call that one "a man with a plan." Outsiders call it mysterious. His mother calls him "my son who is doing well."
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Mr Honourable@Mr_Honourablee·
I had not seen my cousin in two years. He came to visit last week. The first ten minutes were spent hugging, catching up, and laughing. I was genuinely happy. Then he said, "By the way, I brought my bag. I'll stay small, small - just two weeks." It is now day nine. He wakes up after me. Eats before me. Finished my data. Changed my TV settings. Yesterday, he told me the soup I cooked needed more crayfish. I am a stranger in my own house.
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Mr Honourable
Mr Honourable@Mr_Honourablee·
Nigerian landlords wake up every January 1st with one assignment - Increase the rent. No renovation. No new ceiling fan. The same leaking roof from 2019 is still leaking. The gate is now held together by faith and a piece of wire. But the rent? Updated. Reviewed. Adjusted for inflation. With a notice letter that somehow always arrives 2 weeks before your rent expires. The audacity is always fresh. The plumbing never is.
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