Mr Ape

@GianniButtice Oooof

-4 for Marmoush (c) and Bowen

@Teamnewsandtix Max Dowman was confirmed to be out for exams you liar

Fpl news no arsenal assets start Saka❌️ Gyok❌️ Gabriel❌️ Raya❌️ Saliba❌️ Rice❌️ For the Arsenal fans Max ✅️

@FPLPhysioo If someone isn't playing then its worth taking a hit no?

This is the best gameweek to NOT take hits, if you can avoid. Because a lot of managers will feel like this and even more will act on it.

@FPL_Brandon Isn't the info in this image coming after the deadline though?

🚨 GW38 Team Leaks 🚨 Stay ahead with today’s leaks! ⚠️ Join over 9,000 others getting notified team leaks straight to their phone ✅ Link to join in the next tweet 👇 (*Image below from a previous GW*)

@hh3053041472541 @sophiaa141 I've been many times and what the OP said is true

@sophiaa141 Because you haven't been here and you only saw the media publicity. lol

can someone tell me why korea or japan looks better than literally any western country??

@meemzbeemz @yvsmyk How comes they dont jiggle then

@MsSwiftie305 @yvsmyk

incredible tits

@VelutaMMA @ChampRDS I just know you didnt watch the fight

@ChampRDS You were not ahead lol it was 95-95 on 2/3 judges scorecards.

🚨 Rico Verhoeven suggests he'll appeal the loss to Oleksandr Usyk after seeing it was stopped after the bell "They stopped the fight after the bell. I think we might just go and appeal it because this doesn't make any sense. When the referee came in, I wasn't dazzled or whatever. I was looking at the referee like 'why are you stopping, we're almost there'. It didn't make any sense to me. That's something he should be aware of. Of course mistakes can be made, but the referee should admit his mistake. Look back at it and say it's either a No Contest, or we go to the scorecards. And if we go to the scorecards, I was ahead." (via @BoxingNewsED)

@ham_ezz This looks like dog shit

For you london lot moaning about “we’ve got good pubs!”, i present to you a huge beer garden with a huge telly and two drinks for less than 7 quid. Supreme northern victory.

I like how Londoners get wound up that people from up north won’t go to one of their pubs to spend £7.50 on a pint while having to listen to Chuggsy talk about his wild night out with Tarquin where they drank IPAs on the local common

@fwmarqix Yea this didn't happen

Me: at Japanese gym for first time, trying to look athletic. impossible task. gym absolutely silent except weights. everyone inside terrifyingly fit. old man on treadmill running like government experiment. Trainer approaches me. Trainer: Goal? Me: Survival. Trainer nods respectfully. Trainer: Understandable. he puts me on machine, machine looks military. Trainer: Easy. five seconds later, I’m fighting for my ancestors. Trainer: Good warmup. Me: WARMUP?? nearby high school girl lifting more than me casually. not even sweating, she drinking juice between sets. I attempt bench press, weight immediately crushes my confidence. random old man appears out of nowhere Old man: Need help? Me: Yes please. old man lifts weight with one hand. ONE HAND. man is seventy-two minimum. Old man: Young people weak now. Me: You fought in the Sengoku period or something? Old man laughs mysteriously. Trainer returns holding clipboard. Trainer: Your body age… long pause. Trainer: …58. Me: I AM TWENTY NINE. Trainer: Body disagrees. Old man pats my shoulder sympathetically. Old man: Come back tomorrow. We rebuild you. Me: That sounds like anime training arc.

@opefitsgraphics @yvsmyk Ofc not, never seen them jiggle and they look inflated like balloons

@MsSwiftie305 @yvsmyk It's actually real

@FPLNightmare @FPL_TomHadley Baffling how it wasnt the case already, you get fucked over for having a game on the last day

@FPL_TomHadley It will be like this next season too.

Wow this is big news!! FPL are keeping the final update deadline open until 00:00 in GW38! This means that hopefully all of the DEFCON and bonus changes on the final day will count!! 🙌🏻 premierleague.com/en/news/465973….

@FPLCesar @fplshere9992 Hes got gcses so he wont play

@fplshere9992 Oh if dowman is confirmed starting I’ll find it tough to resist that only got 1ft tho 😂 problem is he’ll be subbed early most likely

Exact funds maybe it’s meant to be

@TheFPLStudy Anderson + Virgil or Szobo + Mukiele?

Last stream before the season is over! Come ask your wildest questions!:) 🙌

@AOTY2024 Its almost as if people have different tastes in things, im sure there are people who hate the music you listen to

Y'all have to start being honest about her music

@long19994014 @TouchlineX @Matt_Law_DT He can only score from penalties

@TouchlineX @Matt_Law_DT Tuchel leaving Palmer out after what he’s done at Chelsea would be a proper joke. You don’t bin your best player for vibes.

🚨 𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Cole Palmer is expected to be LEFT OUT of the World Cup 2026 squad! — @Matt_Law_DT

@1sulez The boys is finished though, what is the point of showing him waking up from the pod?

It’s so painfully obvious the end of this show is gonna be soldier boy waking up from the pod

@joshua_j28051 He was old as fuck, its implied he just died in his sleep

How tf did butcher's dog die????

@FPLHints @OfficialFPL @BarclaysFooty Because Brentford and Thiago are ass

@OfficialFPL @BarclaysFooty Surprised they didn't recommend any Brentford players considering they need a win to boost their chances of Champions League football

The Scout has backed four players to deliver a big score in Gameweek 38 👇 Transfer Radar, presented by @BarclaysFooty

@OfficialFPL @afcbournemouth Twat didn't return for me once in the 4-5 weeks I had him

"It's unseen before!" Junior Kroupi's record-breaking season for @afcbournemouth is discussed in the latest episode of the FPL Pod 👇