John and Joan
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John and Joan
@MulletLife
we are Joanie and Johnny. We live the American dream. We sometimes work as long as we can still collect welfare under the table. we love monster trucks
Middle America Katılım Mart 2011
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Joan is like my very own Martha Stewart. That woman can work a sheet and some clothespins into a pair of curtains like nobody's business
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Sometimes at the end of the month I "forget" to actually put my check in the deposit envelope at the ATM, before I withdraw cash
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Joan says the best way to stretch your clothing budget is to just wear it once and return it.
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Joan likes to give helpful hints: Slice the welfare cheese before you refrigerate it.
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Joan and I were real big TV stars in the 90's. We were on Jerry Springer twice.
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Oh Lord!! Johnny I told ya to light a match when you're done in there
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Joan wants me to change my shirt. I hate going out on the town. Why can't she go to Walmart all by herself?
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Johnny junior can almost burp all of his ABC's. We'll get that up on youtube soon
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Joan says Taco Bell is really cheap, I told her we aint changing phone companies..besides we don't even speak Mexican
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Joan likes to carefully change the tags at Walmart to create her own special sales. #ROLLBACKPRICES
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my favorite cheese game: I try not to break the cheese when unwrapping each slice
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