Whitney Muthoni

Anywhere men will gather against you, may God set confusion in their midst. They will fight each other.

Kama unajua hiyo kitu unafanya itakusaidia kimaisha fanya bila kujali… nini wewe tu unajua kenye unataka kuarchive

I need y’all to hate this government as much as you love football

Watu wa Arsenal si mkasirike muingie statehouse mkomboe inchi? 😂 After 22yrs you can do something for the nation.

this economy will make you think you have poor money management skills when all you did was to eat😭

Nikupee reason ya kutokea Monday ? 1. Rent increment 2.KRA access to mpesa statements 3.Transaction cost increment 4.Phones will become expensive to purchase 5.MTumba clothes increment 6.Bundles will become more expensive Ni hayo Tu kwa sasa🖐️😔

Massive demonstrations begin Monday 25th through the entire week, protesting against the Finance Bill and fuel prices. Round hii kitaeleweka!

we may differ politically, but we should all stand united against femicide, rape, and the disappearance of children.

@Safaricom_Care why am I having trouble accessing my ziidi mmf account?

@Safaricom_Care Why I’m I being told to opt in to Ziidi MMF yet I already have an active account with alot of funds Who is tampering with my MONEY???

24 years old Brian Njung’e, a student at Kiambu National Polytechnic, was arrested yesterday Thursday 21st May morning in Kirigiti area of Kiambu town and booked at Kiambu Police Station. Brian called his mother from the police station around 9am and they spoke, where Brian informed the mother of his arrest. The family, including the mother, rushed to the police station to follow up. They got there just before noon and requested to see Brian but were asked to wait. They were kept waiting until around 2pm when they were called in and informed that Brian had allegedly committed suicide in the cells. Police claim Brian was alone in the cells as other cellmates had been taken to court.

Nobody told me THIS about chips

Unachora tattoo ya mwizi unakufa kama mwizi, ni sad 😢

Bible verse for the week: The Lord will open to you His good treasure, the heavens, to give the rain to your land in its season, and to bless all the work of your hand. You shall lend to many nations, but you shall not borrow - Deuteronomy 28:12

Oomf invited me over and asked me to cook her pilau...did...went back to my place...hours later..saa utano usiku she texts to ask niliweka wapi Mchele ilibaki haioni ( uncooked) that could only mean one thing. Sijawai jidharau hivo.

smooth 😂

Whenever I stalk the linkedIn profiles of women I admire, I immediately realise ni kuonja tu nimeonja masomo. Aluta continua.

You ever notice you don’t run into people GOD removed from your life?!!?

Ever noticed how Pinterest is mostly used by women and somehow it’s one of the most peaceful, unproblematic apps ever 💁🏽‍♀️❤️

Show me a better proposal 🥹