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@purgatorylostt @bigwanger12 i be afraid of women in general 💯

@KnownAsSys Also, the small planets are on our side and the big ones aren’t, hmm…

@KnownAsSys The IX have read like bungie stand ins pretty often, and what was the latest story in the game? Some of the IX don’t like us and want to get rid of us, but a portion of the IX are doing their best to help us. Huh, oddly fitting for bungie

I wonder if Xur's inventory this week is intentional? If you read the flavor texts of the exotics and catalysts featured this week (minus Hawkmoon as it's always here), the message is something like: "Our tools were shoddy, but we made it work (Arbalest). Now, have joy, and sing one last time (Riskrunner). Despite the treachery, the game still stood (Queenbreaker's); and, though we were limited despite having so many great ideas (Borealis), we have hope that the game will live again (Heir Apparent)." With a little imagination, the legendaries can be read in a similar way (though there is more emphasis on the actual weapon names): "This is the Nature of the Beast: A Deadpan Delivery when we were eager (flavor text on Seventh Seraph Saw) to keep pushing when the game was doing well. Farewell, we were Duty Bound to be the First in and the Last out. Now, take your place among the company of heroes (Berenger's Memory flavor text) as we face the Abyssal Edge." Just the message for easier reading: "Our tools were shoddy, but we made it work. Now, have joy, and sing one last time. Despite the treachery, the game still stood; and, though we were limited despite having so many great ideas, we have hope that the game will live again. This, though, is the Nature of the Beast: A Deadpan Delivery when we were eager to keep pushing when the game was doing well. Farewell, we were Duty Bound to be the First in and the Last out. Now, take your place among the company of heroes as we face the Abyssal Edge." This is 100% schizoposting, but it was a fun project to take my mind off the impending doom for like 15 minutes.

Someone place bets on how long it’ll take him to blatantly lie about something on twitter

being a destiny fan is like being john wick but without the cool gun handling assassin shit and just watching your wife die, then your puppy be killed, then your car stolen.

@_Exodus_R @WarlockAccount @REDACTEDSpider Yeah, i knew it was recent but couldn’t remember exactly which dlc

@MyLifeIsFoSoBad @WarlockAccount @REDACTEDSpider It's the cutscene that plays right when you enter the Pale Heart for the first time in the Final Shape campaign

For all of it's faults All of it's stumbles Destiny will forever be my favorite game of all time..

@WarlockAccount @REDACTEDSpider Pretty sure it was edge of fate

@REDACTEDSpider from where is the first cinematic? i never see it before

With Destiny 2's end in the near future, I want to bring back this old video I made when the content vault was announced. I'm going to make a sort of sequel to it. Thank you for everything @Bungie @DestinyTheGame #Destiny2

one last last destiny post until june 9th then back to patch baiting rest up goat gone too soon

I’d genuinely slaughter anybody who talks bad about destiny with below 1k hours with my bare hands

@DickMilly69 @D2_Director Well

@D2_Director If eververse news is the first thing we're hearing in months, just shut d2 down atp

A legendary Eververse refresh is coming soon 👀✨ Source: In-game Eververse page

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@D2Revenant Well, I was wrong

@D2Revenant We’re getting nothing until the 28th when they say, “stay tuned!” Then delay it again on June 4th

June update info in the TWAB Today. I beg

@DestinyTheGame Been expecting it since the initial delay, because no name given likely meant that the name has a connotation. I was right, but reading that it will be the final content update does actually hurt. I hope that destiny continues at some point, hopefully as a 3rd game

Read the full blog at bung.ie/d2_may_21_2026 For almost twelve years, we have had the joy and honor to explore the Destiny universe with you all. Through all the ups and downs, surprises and triumphs, building Destiny alongside our players has been a monumental privilege. While our love for Destiny 2 has not changed, it has become clear that after The Final Shape, we have reached the time for our shared worlds, and Destiny, to live beyond Destiny 2. As our focus turns towards a new beginning for Bungie, we will begin work incubating our next games. To that end, on June 9, 2026, we will release the final live-service content update for Destiny 2 to begin that new journey as a studio. Though active development may be concluding, we will ensure that Destiny 2 remains playable, just as the original Destiny is today. Many changes in this final update will aim to ensure that Destiny 2 is a welcoming place for players to return to. We’re proud of Destiny 2, the places it took us, and the legacy it has created. Because of you all, our universe is vast, built on years of shared stories, adventures, and victories. From the Cosmodrome to the Pale Heart to the Lawless Frontier, we have forged life-long memories and friendships with you all. We are incredibly grateful to everyone who made that journey with us. From the deepest part of our hearts, thank you, and we'll see you in the stars.

First look at the story script in Destiny 2's June Update, now named The Shadow Order: “An exciting new adventure for the Drifter's crew and Bael's new Order looming on the horizon." via: forbes.com/sites/paultass…

Heartbreaking: Infinity Ward threatens to show their new game

NIGGA FREE THE FUCKING DEMON! cock blocking us getting butt? fuck outta here nigga eat that knuckle sandwich #FreeDaGuyz #IfItAintLifeItAintLong #FreeTheLieutenant #FreeKaiser