Dan

I like absinthe, and this is what's it's like at every bar

i love these paintings because i’ve tried absinthe and it’s hilarious that these dudes are getting fucked up enough to hallucinate green baddies on a drink that straight up tastes like melted licorice

My message to Bungie after all the news.

@MartinWongPhoto Asus zephyrus, powerful enough to run gaming, handled using Adobe and blackmagic without issues

I might need a new laptop for some on the go editing and gaming, what is my best choice?

Just realized Marathon is to Destiny players what Apex is to Titanfall players

@snoozychu That heart rate jump from 90bpm to 140 ☠️

alien isolation scawy...

how in the actual fuck did wizard101 last longer than destiny

Gooseworx should legally be allowed to hunt her fanbase for sport.

good snoozy morning !!

@crellythecow THIS WAS THE FIRST TWEET I SEE OPENING THIS APP

my hungry ass could never work at a sperm bank

I was having a blast with Forza Horizon 6 but my SpongeBob car was hit by a train and the collision triggered something that made me lose all the progress. I'm just showing this to make everyone aware

My toxic trait is that I want every fictional helmet to do this

Yes.

how it feels trying to send signals that i’m into someone

@truetrenchtimes Ravers outside the USA gonna be in shock when their EDC friends can't take more than a week off for this 🤣🤣🤣

I am on my hands and knees begging you guys to think realistically about taking nearly two weeks off work

don't care, didn't ask, plus the beauty of nature will always mog on all 100 shits out of an AI butt

i hate you, AI generated lamb. you could never be real life images of a lamb. you disgust me

Apologies for the accuracy on this one

Mad annoying that people try saying people only go to shows and festivals to do drugs and get fucked up when in reality a lot of people listen to electronic music all day every day while completely sober and do genuinely love the music