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NewEra
@NewEraCFC
Exploring, CST member, ChelseaFC
Planet Earth Katılım Ekim 2017
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I met a girl yesterday—pure vibes, chemistry on 10, and the sex was great. She slipped into the “girlfriend” role like it was natural.
We laughed, teased each other, shared little secrets, even that quiet kind of cuddling that feels too real. I found myself talking like I was on an actual date, telling stories I don’t tell strangers.
She paused, looked at me and asked, “Are you married?” I said yes. Then: “So why me?” I gave the usual—separated, bla bla bla.
She left and I thought: transaction completed, job done.
One hour later… my phone rings. Guess who. I can’t believe a call girl falling for a client.
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I still can’t believe how Lionel Messi managed to score 91 goals in a single calendar year…🤯🐐
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano
6️⃣0️⃣ goals this season with FC Bayern for Harry Kane. ✨
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Football taught me a life lesson today:
If you only show up when things are easy, you’re just a highlight reel 🎥✨
Real growth is turning up on the rainy training days 🌧️💪
What’s ONE thing you’re doing today that your future self will thank you for? ⏳🙏
#Discipline #GrowthMindset
GIF
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🚨 Man City are internally considering Enzo Fernandez should they not be able to agree a fee for Elliot Anderson who will be very expensive. (@FabrizioRomano) #CFC

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Kompany did a great job this season and Kane has been exceptional.
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano
FC Bayern win the domestic double for the first time in the last 6 seasons. ❤️🤍🏆🏆
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Unfortunately the champions played mediocre football and weren’t so special. Arteta ball is lame af and even Arsenal fans know it. It’s why they were calling for his sack even when he was top.
NewEra@NewEraCFC
@_kobbyphocus The premier league standard was so low this season
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Hat trick for Kane now 61 goals this season, exceptional!
NewEra@NewEraCFC
Harry Kane has scored a brace, he wins the Ballon Dior surely
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Arsenal might be the first champions ever with NO Golden Boot 🥇❌, NO top assists 🎯❌, and NO Player of the Year 🏆❌ 😭😂 That has to be the worst title-winning team of all time 🤦♂️📉 #PremierLeague #Arsenal
Sky Sports News@SkySportsNews
BREAKING: Bruno Fernandes has been named the Premier League player of the season 🚨
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🚨 Enzo Fernandez is one of the name mentioned internally at Manchester City should they not be able to agree a fee for Elliot Anderson who will be very expensive. (@FabrizioRomano) #CFC
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@cabrel_miguel @CFc_Nuhu10 Only one them managing a “big club” that has not won a trophy
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