Nice and funny

Absolutely ridiculous @IndiGo6E. Land the flight at T1 Mumbai and then ferry passengers on a crowded bus for 30 mins to T2. And then the bags will take another 30 mins to reach T2. Is this allowed? @DGCAIndia an hour added to a 2 hr flight.

@InvertTheWing Saudi PIF are investors in Clearlake. These transactions are as shady as can be.

Chelsea are such an elite, elite selling club. This window alone, £60 Million for Noni Madueke, £40 Million for Joao Felix, £30 Million for Djorde Petrovic. And likely another £50 Million for Christopher Nkunku, £15 Million for Raheem Sterling, £35 Million for Kiernan Dewsbury Hall, £20 Million for Axel Disasi, £40 Million for Carney Chukwuemeka. That puts them to almost £300 Million from players sales alone. Add another £85 Million from the Club World Cup. Almost £400 Million raised this summer. Wow.

@Swiggy Care to do anything or is your twitter account as non functional as your chat agents?

@SwiggyCares No delivery agent assigned 40 mins after placing the order. Quick glance through X seems its like a problem at lot of customers are facing. Why don't you just stop taking orders if you can't fulfill them? Helpline agent non responsive

@Finance_Nerd_ Please just read some basic economics text. Or Google. Don't spread misinformation. That is not how the monetary system nor banks work. federalreserve.gov/faqs/money_128…

@LetsTalk_FPL True legends, you and Mo. Kind of unique FPL advice that I follow you for! :D

Probably going to put Salah into the team on Wildcard.

@FPL_leaky @FPLFitz @Teamnewsandtix @LetsTalk_FPL He also goes on to say that the source doesn't sound as sure as usual and says multiple times that it could be wrong. Don't crop a few secs of the stream to suit your narrative.

@FPLFitz @Teamnewsandtix @LetsTalk_FPL Although he doesn’t directly mention injury… he makes the change based on a message he’s received. He 100% implies Gabriel is out.

Gabriel has travelled with the squad. Loads messaged me saying @LetsTalk_FPL said he was injured but they messaged me and told me they never said that.

@Pratt__17 @fpl_Jesus9 @LetsTalk_FPL He didn't lie at all. Just said he was changing to Saliba based on what his source told him and said multiple times it could be wrong as the source didn't sound confident as usual. Just rewatch the stream before maligning him.

@fpl_Jesus9 @LetsTalk_FPL Even if he doesn't start, then people will question his credibility towards his subscribers and followers on social media. There are some people who are helping us to provide leaks about the starting lineup and there's andy whose selfishness is seen today. Disgusting.

GW1 🔒 Already some slight regret on Watkins + Udogie instead of Jackson + James. Let's see how first few weeks go. £0.5m banked. Thanks for all the support during pre-season, looking forward to the next 37 Gameweeks 😀

@DevilTalkMUFC Very flawed...other keepers would have played lesser teams in FA Cup, League Cup and Europa..do you have league only stats?

So would I

@TheAthleticFC @SamLee Has the City group acquired some stake in the Athletic that the readers should be aware of? Why else is this such a glory piece?

How Manchester City fought back to win the Premier League title. ■ Senior club officials met captains' group in Jan ■ Players organised dinner at The Ivy to improve chemistry ■ Reaction to exit of masseur Sertori ■ Impact of Lewis, record-breaking Haaland 📝 @SamLee

@VarunVishvesh @shivamvasant96 Hi Varun, can you DM me? Keen on the passes.

@shivamvasant96 Hi Shiva, did you get the tickets ? I have 2 passes

@waitbutwhy The key word here is 'small'? How do you define small?Is it 1% or 49%?What if the idea is in it's infancy and is actually a great one? Any progressive law would at one point only been accepted by a small group?Same for majorly regressive laws as well?Pls pardon if it's in ur book

Idea supremacy is when only a small group finds a certain idea so vile and dangerous as to warrant coercive silencing, but that group has outsized power to impose their rules upon everyone else. It's bullying on a mass scale and it makes the whole society dumber.

Let's talk about social authoritarianism. We can break low-rung thinkers (those who identify with their ideas, care more about being right than truth, never change their mind, etc.) down into three categories: 1. Non-authoritarians 2. Social bullies 3. Idea supremacists 1/10

@NiyoGlobal Ridiculous service. Unable to load money on your card and stuck in a foreign land with your helplines not answering!

@MiguelDelaney The guy berating the worker at the gym is surely more a reflection of the superior mentality he hails from rather than the society the worker is in? Kipling (of White Man's Burden fame) has his poem on the Centre Court of Wimbledon, don't hear a single complaint ever?

@MiguelDelaney Usually a huge fan of your writing. But this piece seems to be a forced juxtaposition. Social inequalities exist sadly (more so in capital intensive, labour deficit lands) irrespective of it hosting a WC. I have heard the exact same arguments from workers in Paris and London.

“The invisibles” Of course westerners have a good time in Doha. It’s built for them, on an underclass serving them It's immoral, demeaning and unsettling There are moments you wonder whether this was what the deep south was like Sketches from reality independent.co.uk/sport/football…

@LetsTalk_FPL Makes sense. Was the same in previous editions. Haven't gone through the rules this time around.

Transfers: Before matchday 1: Unlimited When MD1 starts: 2 transfers MD2 starts: 2 transfers MD3 starts: 2 transfers MD3 ends: unlimited When RO16 starts: 4 transfers When QF Starts: 5 transfers When SF starts: 6 transfers When Final Round starts: 6 transfers

Here's some #WorldCupFantasy clarifications. Starting with unlocked and locked players as that's important for the rest of the rules.

@sportbible Juan Mata

Name a footballer that is impossible to dislike and everyone loves them! 👇😁

@OfficialFPL How do you expect people to stay engaged and play the game if your servers can't support it. Week of planning down the drain, ORs ruined.

🔒 DEADLINE PASSED 🔒 How many #FPL points will you get this week?

@British_Airways Worst airline ever! You delay your NY to Lon flight by 3 hours and although your next flight is also delayed by 2 hrs and I have time to get it, you say that I'm too late and give me a random flight that's 10 hours later! Ridiculous! Your fault and I pay for it?!

@amazonIN - I meant bed...a badly damaged and broken bed

@amazonIN Got a badly damaged bad (Solimo, Amazon's own brand). Unable to place a request for return/refund through the app as it's taking me on a loop without the request being raised. Ridiculous!