Nicholas Mai ツ

Hello world. I’m Nicholas. I’m a (jobbing) actor. I’m also a (jobbing) DJ. But in the apparent opinion of @RishiSunak... ..I’m a nobody. @ExcludedUK #SaveTheArts #ExcludedUK #ForgottenFreelancers #MentalHealthCrisis #WeAreNotGoingAway #cantsleep #cantwork #cantlive #Help

p.s. in the very ‘slim’ (pun intended) chance you happen to see that vent - I know I’m a nobody to you… ..but with 20+ years experience I’ll happily go B2B somewhere with you. And send it. ‘Don’t Stop Me Now’ indeed. ✋😉🤚 x

But in your own words ‘Why Try Harder’ - right? 😕 You are (were?!) a master of your craft live… does it really take you rocking up with vinyl to show you’ve still got the ‘graft’ in that craft?!? #disappointed #jaded #FatboySlim

A 🧵 (1/4) So. To Fatboy Slim @ BBC Radio 1 Big Weekend… Potential to sound like sour grapes due to being a DJ myself… but come ON Norman! You’ve played literally the exact same set with the same transitions for YEARS now. ALL pre-recorded, ZERO live-mixed elements… (cont..)

Seems a slow news day in the world of Football…. anything happening?!? ⚽️😳 #Tuchel #Pep #Carrick #HarryMaguiresMum

Yes Rio! Go represent! #BackUpBaller ⚽️🙌 #RioNgumoha Rio Ngumoha #LFC #YNWA #ThreeLions #England #EnglandSquad #WorldCup2026 #WorldCup

…man’s clearly a double-agent for Germany.. all finally revealed after Group Stage knockout… “It Was #Tuchel All Along” 🧙‍♀️⚽️ 😳🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #ThreeLions #WorldCup2026 #WorldCup #England #EnglandSquad

@GaryStoneSWS 👌I did. Will be checking it out tomorrow. Thanks Gary. 🫡 Are you UK or US based btw?

@NicholasMai Did you get it?

Screw it. I'm giving away the latest version of the mechanical trading system we've spent 30 years refining. The same system that trained over 2,000 traders. No fee until you've seen results. Like this post + Comment "ACCESS" and I will DM you. (Must follow, 24 hours only)

17:03 - Declan Rice organises huddle following Eze’s goal imploring his teammates to concentrate & stay calm 17:05 - Rice…. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Classic Spursy-ness there from Arsenal 😂🤣🤪 #TOTARS

@JohnBishop100 “Have you been on your break yet?…”

Can’t wait to watch Small Prophets tonight at 10pm on BBC2 and iPlayer…. It’s the new sitcom from Mackenzie Crook starring Pearce Quigley, Lauren Patel and the brilliant Michael Palin. Looking forward to this one 👏🫙🪣 #SmallProphets #MackenzieCrook

@sleeps1980 THANKYOU!! Absolutely loved it… even when used for mere seconds during the Pearce Quigley (Michael) abandoned Christmas scene. Now off to investigate a Cinder Well shaped rabbit hole!! ☺️🙏

@NicholasMai It's 'The Wise Man Song' by Cinder Well. Think it should be streaming this Wednesday.

Yup. Gonna be binging all of new BBC comedy Small Prophets immediately methinks. Mackenzie Crook has hit upon writing ‘alchemy’ once again. Great production & performances all round.👏 Now…who can help with that melancholic theme tune please?!? Shazam not my friend this time…🤔

For additional (& not too far-fetched) context: Crystal Palace just signed Brennan Johnson for 35m. Which could likely pay for every Macclesfield player, every Macc back room staff member, every Macc fan there today’s wage bill for the year… …AND the stadium itself.😳 #FACup

Like any form of media, the individual response is often highly subjective, so with this in mind I have to say that the John Lewis Christmas advert floored me. Cathartic, deeply resonant & has so many direct parallels to my own life that I don’t think I can watch it twice. Bravo

Slot about to give the mother of Paddington Hard Stares to Ekitike in the dressing room… #LIVSOU #YNWA

UK. 2025. A random September Sunday. Fleetwood Mac trending. Just as they should every week frankly. If only to remind me to go and cry at Silver Springs for the billionth time.

Mikel ArTony… 😂 #YNWA #LIVARS Liverpool Arsenal Mikel Arteta

Ruben Amorim in the dugout, hiding from the penalty shootout while swaying like Arthur Fowler in charge of the Christmas Club Money is the peak meme of 2025. 😳🫣😂 Manchester United Grimsby Man Utd #MUFC #GRMU