Nichole & Sam

@UB1UB2 I fart he got away

Hammersmith & Fulham Council and Crimestoppers have launched a public appeal to identify a man caught on CCTV spray-painting the phrase “I FARTED IN YOGA” onto a hoarding on Uxbridge Road in Shepherds Bush on Saturday 2 May 2026. The CCTV footage, released by the council as part of the appeal, shows the man writing the phrase in large capital letters complete with a copyright symbol, before stepping back to admire his work and adding a crude cartoon ghost next to it. He then stood casually by a public bin, vaping, while members of the public including school children and a cyclist passed by. The council has since painted over the graffiti at public expense. 🎥 Source: Hammersmith & Fulham Council, Crimestoppers 📍 Shepherds Bush, West London #UB1UB2 #ShepherdsBush #News

One year ago today 🤍

𝙽𝙴𝚆 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳 𝙲𝙾𝙰𝙲𝙷 🤝 @sammyknott The club are very happy to announce the appointment of Sammy Knott, aka Knotty, as our new Men’s Team Head Coach. This is a new position as part of a significant re-shuffle this summer as we prepare for our 2026/27 campaign at Step 4 in the Isthmian North. Knotty was with us all of last season as part of Jay Devereux’s coaching team and took on more responsibilities following the departure of Joe Keith. Knotty is a young coach with plenty of credentials in his career already, including 3 promotions, and is the perfect fit to lead our coaching team into this new exciting chapter. He is very popular with our existing group and we look forward to seeing what he can do with his new, well-earned, responsibilities. Please join us in congratulating Knotty! #UPTHETAGS

Wembley week 🗓️

@afowler06 @supreme_cbd Technically 100kg

YOU WILL NEVER GET TO 200KG without STEROIDS 💉 a fella told me once, but I love proving people wrong 🔥 @supreme_cbd Shilajit does me

Perfect farewell, Trippier. Thank you! COYS!

Remembering Bradley Lowery on what would have been his 15th birthday. Forever in our hearts ❤️

Eddie Howe on West Ham game: "The game is massive for us, the last home game of the season. We have trained hard and trained well. We need to do ourselves justice, we have to build momentum and confidence in what we are doing, the players will take these last two games into the summer with them."

Admin turning up to record today’s training 📱

kinsky better not be dropped for vic man i’ll be so disappointed

Last season's champions ✨ #UELfinal

We’re back yet again with the legends at @DoubleTopDart for a Premier League giveaway! If a 9 darter is hit tonight in Birmingham, one of you lot will win a set of that players darts! To be in with a chance: Like Retweet Follow @joshpearson180 & @DoubleTopDart Good luck!🤞🏼🎯

Promotion: Secured ✅ “DJ, Play Olivia Dean” 🎵

I’d feel sorry for West Ham but I had a cream egg bounced off the back of my head there about 4 years ago so fuck them.

Never felt so safe and in danger at same time

@TEMPMCR Melt

Live footage.

We’re back yet again with the legends at @DoubleTopDart for a Premier League giveaway! If a 9 darter is hit tonight in Leeds, one of you lot will win a set of that players darts! To be in with a chance: Like Retweet Follow @joshpearson180 & @DoubleTopDart Good luck!🤞🏼🎯

Makes sense, disgusting if true