If anyone ever questions my cricketing pedigree I reply "Did you face the fastest delivery ever bowled? No? Do one". Didn't even flinch.
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Nick Knight MEB
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Nick Knight MEB
@NickKnightMEB
Nick Knight MEB (Most Eligible Bachelor). Good looking. Charismatic. Think out loud cricket commentator. Likes: roller-blading, Strictly Come Dancing. Parody.
Katılım Kasım 2012
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Friday night in NZ means only one thing - going out with the sky boys and getting absolutely carrom-balled (if they'll let me go with them).
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Root's shot is like my punditry work. It gets worse the more you see it.
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Root gone. Yeahhh it was a poor shot, but give credit to Bruce Martin it was an super piece of bowling. Game on here.
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@k4tebowles I vehemently deny this Katie. I am protective over my hair, but if you were fit I would not have said this.
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Nick Knight MEB retweetledi
Daphne Guinness gets pelted with water in Nick Knight film: Photographer Nick Knight will film Daphne Guinness... bit.ly/10MoBre
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"@iainobrien: Nick Knight - there is no way a ball can accelerate off the edge.... It can only slow down; thats what friction does." Thanks
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"@PTAlanSwann: Why do they make Nick Knight commentate with Bumble. Makes him sound even more boring #nzeng" Shut up Alan you're boring
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@Y8sy @BumbleCricket Now Andrew that is just bloody rude. I bring a wealth of talent, experience, and primarily banter with Nass.
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@Paul_U_Bears @bumblecricket @aggerscricket #trottandbell Shame, given it away. Let's hope Woakesy works some magic with his bib and drinks.
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Did you know: Joe Root is the first robot to ever play Test cricket for England
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High in the airrrrrrr peter fulton under ittttttt andddddd caught! Excellent from fulton, excellent from martin, excellent from new zealand!
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@Paul_U_Bears @BumbleCricket @Aggerscricket #youbears #NZvEng I'd say him trying to hit left arm spinner over mid off. Executed 0/2.
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If you listen hard enough, you can hear my tenor voice penetrate and lead the Barmy Army's rendition of Jerusalem #EngvNZ
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Just got an earful from Andy flower. Joined England's slip cordon during catching practice. The Rhodesian told me where to go #EngvNZ
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"@AnnieCricket: Nick knight interupting @barmyarmy rendition of Jerusalem#sorude!#NzvEng" I've only got half an hour love not gonna waste it
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I'm not sure which is the worse decision: McCullum sticking England in on a pitch as flat as a fart, or Sky granting me Test match status
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"@Paul_U_Bears: NZ right to bowl first @NickKnightMEB ?" I think if England post 500 plus its a good toss to lose
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Nick Knight MEB retweetledi
@AnnieCricket @barmyarmy @NickKnightMEB Nick Always blowing his own trumpet even though he only got 1 ton #EngvNZ
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Sky set a similar homework task as the Aussies for the Sky com team. They all put getting rid of me as the number 1 to improve going forward
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