Noko

This is what happens when a frog eats a firefly

motherfucker dont ever fucking film im gonna kick the shit out of you cat on guy's head weirdly calm despite the circumstances

i think that's the level of bullshit toriel had to go through while kris was still a little kid

Cartoons have been funded by merch for decades that’s why I’m confused

i submitted this as a college final last year and got a 97 or something

My parrot just said my full legal name and flew out my window

Worst fandom ever man, y'all really made one of the chillest mangakas ever leave the app Congrats for being so fucking miserable 👏

I think having a silly costume cus you want people to not be afraid of your godlike power makes a lot of sense actually

I wish Allen was in every episode

been up for 27 hours

I didn't know tails was cool like that 🤣

Me: entering Japanese cat café. employee stops me immediately. Employee: One rule. Me: Okay. Employee: Orange cat bites people from France. Me: I’m not French. Employee: Good. I sit down, cats everywhere, peaceful, adorable, therapeutic. then gigantic orange cat jumps onto table, built like retired wrestler. Cat staring at me aggressively. Employee watching nervously from distance. Me: I thought he only hated French people. Employee: He improvises. cat slowly pushes my drink off table while maintaining eye contact. Me: THIS IS TARGETED. small child nearby points at cat. Child: That one evil. Employee: No no, He just passionate. cat suddenly climbs onto my lap, starts purring violently. Me: …wait he likes me? Employee shocked. Employee: Impossible. another worker comes over, then another, entire staff now observing me like chosen prophet. Manager arrives. Manager: He has never trusted customer before. Me: What does that mean. Manager bows slightly. Manager: You must take him. Me: TAKE HIM WHERE. orange cat already asleep on me. Employee quietly bringing adoption papers. Me: I CAME HERE FOR COFFEE.

Ashleyy Look. At. Me.

Pretty recent, but still can’t get this song out of my head #TheBoys

I'm getting too used too these fuckass mods

There's no universe where I wasn't going to post a clip of this scene.

Lactose intolerant people when you drop an anvil on their foot:

We’re reaching levels of Larp I didn’t even think possible