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Can we bang or nah? @AlphaKep

Ok so what about a burrito, but it’s filled with Japanese chicken and some fried rice. Dip it in some yum yum shrimp sauce. Cmon.

@papawsbucket HEER YA HOSS

FIRST TWEET TESTING TESTING

@THATBOYMMAGURU We shouldn’t have to listen to you mouth breath either but here we are.

FUCK OFF WITH ALL THIS SILLY SHIT MAN This is a sport The BMF belt is silly, I shouldn't be hearing "and still" for a guy who in his very last fight got brutally knocked out

@BorrachinhaMMA How long is it soft

You’re the interviewer: ask me a question, I gonna answer some

@THATBOYMMAGURU I’m usually a hater to you, but this genuinely made me laugh bruh lmaoo

Jon Jones at home watching Derrick Lewis call out his own wife as his next opponent #UFCNashville

@y0bera Turn the lights off and get on google

@JonnyBones Pussy

Today, I’m officially announcing my retirement from the UFC. This decision comes after a lot of reflection, and I want to take a moment to express my deepest gratitude for the journey I’ve experienced over the years. From the first time I stepped into the Octagon, my goal was to push the boundaries of what was possible in this sport. Becoming the youngest UFC champion in history, defending my title against some of the best fighters in the world, and sharing unforgettable moments with fans across the globe—these are memories I’ll cherish forever. I’ve faced incredible highs and some tough lows, but every challenge has taught me something valuable and made me stronger, both as a fighter and as a person. I want to thank the UFC, Dana, Hunter, Lorenzo, God, my family, coaches, teammates, and all the fans who have stood by me through every chapter. Your unwavering support and belief in me have been my foundation. To my fellow fighters, thank you for bringing out the best in me and for the respect we’ve shared inside and outside the cage. As I close this chapter of my life, I look forward to new opportunities and challenges ahead. MMA will always be a part of who I am, and I’m excited to see how I can continue to contribute to the sport and inspire others in new ways. Thank you all for being part of this incredible journey with me. The best is yet to come.

Was a @bullyb170 hater admittedly, but man that fight Saturday convinced me otherwise. Even in defeat bro looked good. Ready to see him go to war again in the near future!

Ayyoo why the security holdin @bullyb170 like they at a middle school dance 😂😂 #UFC315 #UFC

@THATBOYMMAGURU You couldn’t lock up with anybody from your gut being in the way. Sit on the sidelines little bro

Not cool, learn a combat discipline with effective fundamentals for MMA or once Craig retires you'll never see high level MMA again Fought off Romans for what? Sticking yourself in an eternal over under in a field England & Wales have been carrying you lot for years lock tf in

@marycatedelvey I’ve seen quite a few up close, not many are that hairy lol

So many men have clearly never seen a woman up-close in their whole lives

@LacyHimself @Yugi2x @Mar3lg @StableRonaldo Spring break from what ? Ozempic?

@LacyHimself Fat

Don’t wanna hear anyone say basketball isn’t the biggest sport in the world ever again

@DailyLoud I’m down about 70k today alone.. wth

BREAKING: Ohio lawmakers have proposed a new law that bans men from ejaculating without intent of conception, would fine men up to $10,000 per ejaculation.

@bullyb170 Literally not even Muslims fw you like they usually do for their brothers. Nobody likes you “champ”

Definition of human trash deserves everything his dad did to him and more

@KChimaev Don’t get a cold or miss weight and you will get to dry hump him

why are you baby crying all the time ? father didn't give you love or he showed his love to you too much 🤣🤣🤣

@Newmansa94 can you give the N word pass or not. Thank you. 🙏🏼

@THATBOYMMAGURU Probably meditating with fish and chips, you fat fuck.

I don't know if I can trust myself to cover the Bryce Mitchell situation on my channel 😬 Give me a few hours I'm going to meditate a bit before recording