Lols All Day

GET MORE FOLLOWERS MY BEST FRIENDS? I WILL FOLLOW YOU BACK IF YOU FOLLOW ME - qbkn.info/dogpsj

GET MORE FOLLOWERS MY BEST FRIENDS? I WILL FOLLOW YOU BACK IF YOU FOLLOW ME - qbkn.info/dogpsj

GET MORE FOLLOWERS MY BEST FRIENDS? I WILL FOLLOW YOU BACK IF YOU FOLLOW ME - qbkn.info/dogpsj

When my sarcasm is so advanced people think I'm stupid.

#FirstThingIDoInTheMorning breathe...

The awkward moment when I'm smarter than my smart phone.

I'm having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all my questions.

You remind me of my chinese friend... Ug Lee

I bought a great new holder for my Apple and Blackberry. It's called a 'Fruit Bowl'.

Son: Where did I come from daddy? Dad: Your Mother Son: Where did she come from? Dad: THE DEPTHS OF HELL!!!!!

GET MORE FOLLOWERS MY BEST FRIENDS? I WILL FOLLOW YOU BACK IF YOU FOLLOW ME - qbkn.info/dogpsj

When my brain hurts, it means I'm getting stronger, no?

Why's the bus driver the only one with a seat belt?

That awkward moment when you see someone picking their nose as they're looking around to see if anyone's looking at them.

I love that one sound you make when you shut the fuck up.

You called me literary 5 seconds ago and I called back, what could you possibly have done in 5 seconds not to answer your phone.

Lazy rule #1, if you can't reach, then you don't need it.

I'm homy. I bet you pervs though I spelled something else.

It's not hate that I have for you, it's non-excitement from your existence.

Born from 1995-1999 you've lived through two decades, two centuries, and two millenniums & yet we're still not 18. #MindBlowing