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Poop Term: Careless Fireman - Accidentally peeing on yourself while you poop. Full definition at tinyurl.com/htzt48e

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Dingleberry: Dingleberry: 1. A piece of poop that gets stuck in butt hair. 2. Often unnoticed, a sneaky poop t... bit.ly/1fiGJWQ

Dingleberry: Dingleberry: 1. A piece of poop that gets stuck in butt hair. 2. Often unnoticed, a sneaky poop t... bit.ly/1fiGJWQ

Jackson Pollock Poop: Jackson Pollock Poop: 1. Splattering the toilet bowl with poop or diarrhea. 2. Turning a... bit.ly/1eUL8yW

Jackson Pollock Poop: Jackson Pollock Poop: 1. Splattering the toilet bowl with poop or diarrhea. 2. Turning a... bit.ly/1eUL8yW

Turd Burglar: Turd Burglar: 1. Someone who interrupts you or walks in on you while you are pooping alone in a ... bit.ly/1A6sFsk

Turd Burglar: Turd Burglar: 1. Someone who interrupts you or walks in on you while you are pooping alone in a ... bit.ly/1A6sFsk

Swimming Duck Scramble: Swimming Duck Scramble: 1. Having an immediate need to poop while out of your home and... bit.ly/1d0uZqL

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