Nymoddo Darkstone

• Mage • Eerewolf • Shapeshifter • Lewd • Dark Humor • Bi • Original Character

Did you know that?

one of the greatest or programming jokes of all time

Is this true?

@ZeikoMiray Yes

What do you think of this style?💕

イラストをタップで変化

They like to tease each other a little, even when they're with their spouses, hehe 🎨: @/fanfantazeim #yumeship #yumetwt #Kindred #EternalLovers

There’s no way

This is why women live longer than men…

YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS, RIGHT?

Me: buying fried chicken from convenience store. cashier looks exhausted spiritually. I point at chicken. Cashier: One? Me: Yes. Cashier pauses. looks at me carefully. Cashier: …rough day? Me: What? Cashier quietly adds second chicken. Me: No I only ordered one. Cashier: You need this. Me: Based on what. Cashier: Your aura. man behind me in line nodding seriously. Stranger: He right. Me: WHY IS EVERYONE ANALYZING ME. Cashier adds energy drink now. Me: I definitely didn’t ask for that. Cashier: Tonight long. Me: Brother are you a prophet. Cashier finally scans everything, total somehow 777 yen exactly. entire store silent. microwave humming ominously. Cashier whispers: Lucky number. automatic doors suddenly open by themselves. cold wind enters dramatically. old lady near magazines: It begins. Me: WHAT BEGINS?? nobody answers. Cashier just hands me bag slowly. Cashier: Run.

My message to Bungie after all the news.

Raises hand.✋🏻🤚🏻