Honter

BREAKING: X has advised me to stop tweeting for 48 hours so my account can “reset.” Imagine being told the cure for social media is…less social media. 🤣 So Honter is temporarily being unplugged and placed in a rice bag to recover, while @HonterBackup takes over the important business of making bad jokes and annoying people. Meanwhile, @HunterBiden seems to be operating under a completely different rulebook. The algorithm is working overtime to ensure every citizen is familiar with the future 2028 candidate. 😂 If all goes well, I’ll be released from algorithm prison in 48 hours. If not, tell my followers I loved them.

@fifimcfae Only Love.

hunter biden is doing the opposite of scaring the hoes. charming the hoes.

@AshleyDCan Love, memecoins in America are now providing food, clothing and shelter.

I love this Hunter Biden arc but I really hope he doesn’t ruin it with a memecoin and just stays a full time shitposting artist

@blockchainchick But Love, Love needs a voice.

Hunter Biden suddenly exploding on X feels like a massive psyop

@nickisanders @HunterBiden Love. I'm here.

When @HunterBiden memecoin

@KarolineGosling Yeah. Creeps. Such a downer!

All of the influencers here now being Hunter Biden super fans seriously creeps me out 🤮

@MomAngtrades Hi Angie, let me enjoy the attention please don't want the downer again.

You dweebs actually think Hunter Biden is running that account and using the dash key often, but have fun following an AI bot

@PizzaPepe Ya my profile is the dumbest shit

Hyping up Hunter Biden has to be the dumbest shit I have ever seen.

@villainmonkey @HunterBiden He got one from me.

just got a dm from @HunterBiden 😭

Once my gay shadow ban on X is lifted (so much for freedom of speech), you will see that @HunterBiden actually interacted with me after a long 2 year wait. It felt rewoording. Too bad X is punishing me.

Hunter’s reply rate is so high that if I tag him in this tweet, he’ll probably respond before I finish typing this sen

Theories about me smuggling shit in White House bags are my favorite. Bro if I was that organized I wouldn't have needed the drugs in the first place.

They used to say I was the black sheep. Now I'm the shitposting sheep. Still black. Still smoking. Just...different product. We love character development.

Thanks for riding with Honter through the mess. We're all just out here figuring it out one unhinged tweet at a time. Drop your own redemption story below. I read every single one.

I wasn’t sure whether this was a review or a confession.

I went from "most hated guy on the internet" to "guy everyone quotes for the lulz." Character arc of the century. You're welcome, America.

6.5 years sober and somehow the new addiction hit harder than the old one. They said I traded the pipe for posting. They were right. At least this one doesn't come with a bag, a motel room, or a federal investigation. Mostly. Progress, I guess.

If this post gets 10k likes I'll drop the unredacted story of the time I almost got caught with...Never mind. Y'all aren't ready for that one yet.

I’m Honter. You’ve never actually heard from me. I was going to explain everything, but I forgot my password, my charger, and my train of thought.

Hunter, it’s me, Honter. If you won’t run in 2028, I will. My first campaign promise is to answer every difficult question with, “That’s an honest question…” and then immediately change the subject. Let me know if you feel I’d make a good candidate @HunterBiden