Jugdish Muhammad
133 posts
I just saw Nofts cousin AND Noft get off this bus!! 😳😂😂
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And @WizingInMyPants I’ll be doing this to you in March… 😹🫵 👬
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Got 3 games right and still won 😂 ….the cream always rises to the top! 😹🫵 @jajathepanda
Jugdish Muhammad@OfficialJugdish
For everyone who has ever told me I don’t know ball… explain this….
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For everyone who has ever told me I don’t know ball… explain this….
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One of my followers (with insider access) just sent me this…. is this the greatest teams meeting of all time?? Discuss in comments
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Green Flags in a Woman’s Apartment:
1. Ergo bed
2. 1 pillow on the bed (obviously I get the pillow when I sleepover)
3. Socks folded into pairs
4. Jimmy deans in the fridge (ideally the biscuit ones)
5. Uses friends YouTube tv account bc they forgot to logout and is too broke to afford own account
6. Rye beach hat hanging from closet door handle (for easy access)
Did I miss anything?
(I have no idea how I’m still single…)
Raq@raqisright
Green Flags in a Man’s Apartment: 1. Expensive candles 2. Nice hand soap 3 Actual toilet paper, not a single-ply situation (recession indicator 4. No clothes on the floor 5. No dishes in the sink 6. Uses face wash (bonus points if it’s not 3-in-1) 7. Owns a hairbrush 8. Plants that are alive 9. Wine glasses that aren’t stolen from a bar 10. Clean sheets (that smell like detergent, not “boy”) 11. More than two things in the fridge -and none of them are expired
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Knowing that I can’t tuck into bed all my homies that live in NYC… 😔
Yem🌹@big_yemm
Apart from breakup, what else can make a man be like this?
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On my way home from beating @OfficialJugdish in 36 straight holes and still could’ve managed a better game than Aaron Baboon
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@alix_earle please stop texting me. For the last time I do not have room for you at my surf lodge table tomorrow
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