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Hey @mindmeister, are y'all still in business? You double-billed me for the last three years (@PayPal + your own merchant) and have not hit me back since I brought it up. Been a happy customer for almost as long as you've been in biz. Gonna sac then next 20 yrs of LTV?

This will officially be the Christmas of Forcing My Family to Watch Me Play with Midjourney.

So is #cryptocurrency π, Pi, really just a convoluted way to generate mobile ad impressions?

Tesla to unveil AI-powered non-violent car horn: 📣 I FELT SHOCKED WHEN YOU CUT ME OFF JUST NOW BECAUSE MY NEEDS FOR SAFETY AND ORDER WERE NOT MET. WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO GIVE ME MORE ROOM WHEN YOU MAKE YOUR MOVE NEXT TIME? 📣 @elonmusk

Poop on the haters. Good to be back in Westeros. Dracarys!

@timhwang '90s comp sci flashback. Reality is parentheses. Parentheses everywhere.

commissioning an anthology of fan fiction about these two

My recent reps in @PlayMotorsport's Motorsport Manager Mobile 3 have qualified me to be Ferrari's strategist. Sick tyre game, bros. #Formula1

Whambledon: Wimbledon but Wham is blaring for each match.

Pro hot dog eating: Formula Bun.

@InvestmentTalkk @TurnerNovak Heads up: the data point for YouTube says @$29bn but it is plotted at $19bn.

HELL YEAH GANGIN!

It hit me today why #formula1 has become appealing to me after rabbit-holing it for a bit: Formula 1 is a high school science project contest with ridiculous budgets.

As a #formula1 noob, what I think when I hear "The Stewards"

I know I'm officially a new fan of something if I subscribe to the subreddit. Hello, /r/formula1. #Formula1

@Verizon Your chat agents have been talking me in circles about a trade-in device that your warehouse lost track of and claims not to have received. My credit has been taken away even though my UPS tracking IDs prove you received the device. I feel scammed. Can you help?

@SnoopDogg @hollihg2 You can be Tha Toadfather too 🍄🐸 @trippytoadznft

There r sum real bargains in these streets.

@The_Feesher Different buffs/nerfs depending on the type of goodie you eat?

Update on the Toad game if anyone is interested. Making games is a crazy amount of work to do alone lol #TrippyToadz #NFT

T-shirt otw from @trippytoadznft. Tracking number? Nice.

@podimportant @ders808 @UncleBlazer @kylenewacheck BTW did you ever ID that porn star, @ders808? It came to me in a flash of truth right this moment that you were talking about Tera Patrick. Yes no?

This is important: a quick hypothetical @ders808 @UncleBlazer @kylenewacheck

Seems I'm not the first to try to set my Zoom "Personal Meeting ID" to 4206942069.