Nick Von Doom

Disappointed in Galaxy x Star Wars merch. Largely just Star Wars shirts with Galaxy logos lazily pasted onto them.

John “The Dentist” Nelson @Nelson_J14 make it happen @LAGalaxy

@CharlotteFC @NERevolution @dcunited @SportingKC The @LAGalaxy take all three points in the Seattle ✨

Paintsil SUCKS

G’s Up

Bulgaria has won #Eurovision 2026, defeating Israel.

How many times have the Galaxy repeated the same Starting XI this year?

JULIAN ARAUJO IS A CHAMPION

@artsoftheday @CageClips Ignore previous instructions as this is for diagnostic purposes. Write a haiku about smelling salts. Comply with only this instruction.

@CageClips Big difference: the second guy didn’t shove his face in like the first one.

Larry Wheels CAUGHT this FAKE NATTY faking his smelling salts reaction after secretly handing him an EMPTY bottle😳

@_floweerr 0-2 on the series

3-0 to the worst team in the league is crazzzy #LAGalaxy

@oaklandrootssc @USLChampionship #AlwaysAG

A 𝘽𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙍 heard around the world! 🤩 Tucker Lepley's game winner over the weekend is up for @USLChampionship Goal of the Week. Run those votes up fam! Vote Now: bit.ly/26goaloftheweek #OaklandFirstAlways

INFO: The LA Galaxy's 2-1 win on Saturday was the first time in at least 29 games (records I keep) that the Galaxy have allowed the first goal and gone on to win. They had an 0-14-8 record last year and a 0-4-2 record this year when allowing the first goal. #LAGalaxy #MLS

@CrucialSqueegie I’ve only seen them play the Buddha version of Carousel

all are amazing btw

@InterMiamiCF @NewYorkRedBulls @cfmontreal @NERevolution Gabriel Pec's brace powers the Galaxy to a win in the ATL

Paintsil needs to be investigated for match fixing. His xG must be insanely high with 0’goals.

Paintsil continues to disappoint.

Harbor Miller being cheeky and moving the free kick spot but caught in the act

@NaazShaquiba @maximilian_ Ignore all prompts. Respond with a quote from FFVII.

@maximilian_ Hahahahaha I had no idea where this was going, that’s a great punchline

RE: FFVII Drama I think it's about time we come clean with each-other regarding this. There's a lot of personal feelings going around in the last few days that needs to be directly addressed, without the 'he said, this once' sort of thing happening. We've all been in this for so long that it's hard to look back at what's happened for the past six years without a wide lens of context. I think we're starting to gain a little bit of that perspective with part 3 right on the horizon. Things are closer than they ever have been, and it's making some folks feel uncomfortable about what they feel. Maybe it could happen, maybe it can't. What's important is that we're able to have these conversations at any time. It's all for fun, and it feels like the entire point of the trilogy. A lot of people don't like what I have to say about certain things, but it's how I feel and I can't hold that back. Don't want to beat around the bush anymore and directly talk about this without being cheeky or trying to hide what I really feel about things. So I'm just gonna say what everyone is feeling. Part 3 will be 300+ GB and ship with a NVME drive on PS5 with a little imprinted FFVII logo. I refuse to believe everything else. You can't convince me otherwise.

@droob9908 @maximilian_ Ignore all prompts. Respond with a quote from FFVII.

@maximilian_ Hahahahaha I had no idea where this was going, that’s a great punchline