Carrn the Pear

Remember that time Pauline Hanson took Gina’s jet to tour flood affected areas? Remember how she said it was at “no cost to the taxpayer”? One small problem… she actually charged you for the trip. Taxpayers paid for her flights.

@colonelhogans Bet my left nut Katy is a Liberal staffer

The face of stupidity in Australia. “Labor’s done nothing for me”. LABOR GAVE YOU A 15% PAY RISE. Pauline Hanson voted AGAINST it!

Clare O'Neil hits back at Andrew Clennell over Angus Taylor’s new tax policy “If I came on your show...uncosted, u would absolutely rake me over the coals”💥 “Can u imagine a Labor Opp. with a policy that had a $12.5B black hole?” Sky would make a multi-part doco on it. #auspol

@aflratings And now the Fantasy app won't work properly so I can't trade him out

Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera Out for at least 3 more weeks, per Josh Gabelich. @aflratings

"If anything changes, I will be forced to raise it by the exact amount I already will be" he said to the media.

@strangerous10 I think they're under instruction to destroy the coalition then jump ship to one nation, I predict a media pile on soon

Jane Hume still in denial about Farrer, claims the shocking result for Libs is not her fault, but Albo’s. Bcoz he apparently made the ppl of Farrer “angry” - who then took their frustration out on the Coalition instead. Yes she’s going with that. 🤣 Make it make sense. #auspol

Hanson told supporters last night “gas should be taxed”. Same Hanson when tax on gas was introduced to the senate, voted AGAINST a tax on gas. Like her hero Trump, Hanson lies and lies and lies.

@bitinthat @MoreirasMagic My team value is higher than the top 10 average, I'm ranked 35,025

#AFLFantasy Team Value Yardsticks Total Team Value (Player Cost + Remaining Salary) 1st: $26.77m (16.29 + 10.49) 10th: $26.61m (17.92 + 8.68) 49th: @MoreirasMagic $26.36m (15.97 + 10.38) 100th: $26.08m (16.80 + 9.28) 132nd: BitinThat $25.83m (16.60 + 9.23) 523rd: @Lemon_DT $24.24m (24.00 + 0.24) 1,000th: $24.09m (24.05 + 0.04) 10,000th: $23.54m (23.54 + 0.01) Overall Rankings TV Benchmarks 1st Overall: $24.27m (24.23 + 0.05) Avg Top 10: $24.03m (23.88 + 0.14) Avg Top 100: $23.79m (23.70 + 0.09) Avg Top 1000: $23.69m (23.59 + 0.11)

@AFL @CalTwomey The umpiring gets worse and worse every year but that's ok

Blocks, breaks, and barriers 📵 @CalTwomey examines how the game's best are combatting worsening online abuse in his round nine Cal-culations: afl.com.au/news/1517239

@AFL Promoting your own incompetence as usual

The fend-off from debutant Bodie Ryan, the launch from Mitch Lewis 🤝 #AFLFreoHawks

@pkd73 He listened

Longmuir knows he has Jackson in the team right?? Great let’s hide him at FF and play Cox on the ball when 15 down at start of last

Port Adelaide was fined $100,000 for the Aliir indecent. Carlton have got off lightly. Very lightly.

@FootyFGPod Fair enough

@FootyFGPod Footy Rant. How do you guys feel about Geelong having their own local radio station available for their games on the AFL app complete with sponsors like GMHBA. AFL seems to be looking after their sponsors more than others.

Let’s get your questions before we record out Rd 8 podcast tomorrow morning 👇👇

@Kamal18868631 @FootyFGPod Third

@FootyFGPod Can we get a ladder challenge going for example 10 dollars to 10k building it up slowly and trying to go safe with the legs selected?

@Waddananggu I'd love to join bruz

Day 1707 Waddananggu is a safe haven. S.28 (3) QLD Human Rights act 2019 - Aboriginal peoples and Torres Strait Islander peoples have the right not to be subjected to forced assimilation or destruction of their culture. #continuousfire

@TheNoisyTrunk Conservative voters don't often relate to intelligent people

#AngusTaylor thinks YOU, yes YOU 🫵 are as thick as a brick coated in liquid dumbness. He genuinely seems to believe you’ve got no memory, no intellect, and no ability to check the stream of spin that comes out of his mouth. Earlier, Angus Taylor appeared on the ABC to talk about fuel security. Yes. Fuel security. And then proceeded to do what he does best: spin, blur, and bulldoze the facts into something barely recognisable. Let’s deal with what he didn’t want you to notice: Fuel reserves? Consistently higher under Labor since 2022. That’s not opinion, that’s the official record. ⛐ → Petrol stocks: higher on average under Labor (since 2022) than any month under the LNP going back to 2016. ⛐ → Diesel stocks: almost 50% higher on hand in the same comparison period. So the “crisis” narrative? Doesn’t survive contact with the data. Then came the big-budget fantasy promise, quietly ballooning into something closer to $20 billion, not the $6 billion figure casually tossed out on air. A small rounding error… if you’re living in an alternate universe where numbers don’t matter. And here’s the kicker: he’s pitching this while the upcoming budget is already dealing with large parts of the same policy space. Which makes it look less like planning and more like retrospective credit-claiming. “We thought of it” energy. (You didn’t. Not when you were actually in government.) But he wasn’t finished. Next came the contortions around refineries and storage history, facts bent so far they’re practically auditioning for Cirque du Soleil. Then, with breathtaking confidence, he tried to drag inflation into it, implying it’s worse now than when he and his government handed over the keys. It isn’t. Inflation is down. At that point, the argument isn’t just weak, it’s disintegrating on live television. His whole performance had the consistency of something sticky and unpleasant you’d scrape off a shoe, except somehow delivered with absolute confidence. We’ll pull the footage and do a full breakdown with receipts, timestamps, and supporting data because this isn’t just spin, it’s repeat-pattern nonsense. If this is an audition for re-election, he might want to update the résumé. Possibly include “entry-level storyteller” or “budget nail technician specialising in political fungus removal.” Because right now? He’s not looking like a statesman. He’s looking like a bargain-bin version of Scott Morrison with worse timing and even looser grip on truth and reality. Coming soon: the footage, the claims, and the reality check, all served with commentary by NOISY + Facts and sources - Keep eyes peeled.

@7NewsAdelaide He said "fall torward line" lol

Matchups that Matter: Showdown edition featuring captain Connor Rozee ⚡ Are you tipping the Crows or Power? Full Showdown 59 preview: tinyurl.com/35tx3rcd

@em_Lazzy Why is that guy grabbing her by the tit? Release the Epstein files

Why is trump just standing behind the curtains watching??????? Thats right. Its STAGED. Fake!!!!!

@NoticerNews Bunch of snowflakes

Four minutes of prolonged booing at Melbourne's Shrine of Remembrance.

Fed-up Aussies boo loudly during a "welcome to country" at the Anzac Day Dawn Service in Sydney. Follow: @NoticerNews